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Wonkette : How All Your Favorite Liberal Blogs Muffed The Yoga Pants Bill (Which Does Not Exist)

Thu, 12 Feb 2015 19:42:49 +0000

Wonkette Editrix moves to Missoula, (yadda yadda yadda) Missoula bans yogapants.

Wonkette : Rand Paul Does Not Care For Impertinent Reporter's Questions, Is Kind Of A Dick About It

Tue, 3 Feb 2015 17:29:53 +0000

Hey legume, this Wonkette post is so full of distortions that it contains no useful information. Jenny McCarthy was not just Playmate of the Month, she was Playmate of the YEAR! If we do this again, you need to try to start out with a little more objectivity going into the post.

Wonkette : Ben Carson Shilled Scam AIDS And Cancer Cures For 10 Years, Will Be Your Next President Obvs

Mon, 12 Jan 2015 21:43:47 +0000

But he talked trash about 0bama at a prayer breakfast! That's all that we demand!

Wonkette : The Sarah Palin Fartknocker Report: We Showed Sarah Palin's Bra, We Guess?

Sun, 4 Jan 2015 20:02:04 +0000

And we’re a very small state. In Bizarro World. In the real world, Alaska is the largest state.

Wonkette : So You Want To Mommyblog At Yr Wonkette

Fri, 2 Jan 2015 18:54:36 +0000

I AM TOO AFRAID OF KAILI "JOY" TO SEND AN EMAIL

Wonkette : 2014: The Year Bristol Palin And Her Mom, Ol' Whatsername, Made All Our Dreams Come True

Wed, 31 Dec 2014 17:20:50 +0000

YOU LEFT OUT THE PALIMO INCIDENT!

Wonkette : Murder Is Illegal (Even In Montana)

Wed, 17 Dec 2014 22:22:04 +0000

Kaarma is going to the Deer Lodge? Wasn't this the final episode of Twin Peaks?

Wonkette : People Continue Enabling Mitt Romney's Belief That He Is Still Relevant For Some Reason

Wed, 19 Nov 2014 21:55:32 +0000

He says it wasn't rape, but neigh means neigh.

Wonkette : CNN's Don Lemon: If Bill Cosby Rapes You, Just Bite His Dick

Wed, 19 Nov 2014 15:21:19 +0000

Worst. Lemon party. Ever.

Wonkette : Relax With A Boozy Old Fashioned Lady

Sat, 15 Nov 2014 00:49:12 +0000

Old Fashioned Lady must be rimmed.

Wonkette : For St. Hank Williams' Feast Day (No It Isn't), Here Is Your Jambalaya Recipe

Tue, 11 Nov 2014 03:33:40 +0000

This sounds too laborious. Can't I just buy a box of that Zatarain stuff and add a sausage?

Wonkette : Wonkette Live Blog III: And We Choked Their Rivers With Our Dead

Wed, 5 Nov 2014 04:36:30 +0000

Castration SEASON?!

Wonkette : Let's All Listen To Track And Bristol Palin, And Laugh And Laugh

Wed, 22 Oct 2014 16:38:56 +0000

Take it easy on Track! He got cold-clocked!

Wonkette : The Sarah Palin Fartknocker Report: Sarah Reaches Out To 'Bitter Clingers And Wingers'

Sun, 19 Oct 2014 19:01:06 +0000

I guess if she keeps showing up for these 'events,' she can still keep 95 cents out of every dollar that comes into SarahPAC for herself.

Wonkette : Republicans Celebrate Success Of Voter Suppression With Fancy Luncheon

Wed, 15 Oct 2014 17:36:15 +0000

Did Schoenkopf and her boytoy make you do one of those Karen Silkwood showers after you left the Heritage Foundation luncheon?

Wonkette : Middle-Aged Wonkette Owner Knocked Up By Stud Underling, Pix Or GTFO

Tue, 14 Oct 2014 19:27:29 +0000

Butterstick?

Wonkette : Middle-Aged Wonkette Owner Knocked Up By Stud Underling, Pix Or GTFO

Tue, 14 Oct 2014 19:26:09 +0000

Congratulations! PS You're going full Sarah Palin. Never go full Sarah Palin.

Wonkette : Palins Vindicated! (As Stinking-Drunk, Brawling Yahoos, Per Anchorage P.D. Police Report)

Thu, 9 Oct 2014 19:58:19 +0000

Some dude in a red shirt was fighting? I have seen Star Trek TOS, and this never ends well for red shirt guy.

Wonkette : Donald Trump Will Sue All The Twitters For Making Him Look Stupid

Mon, 29 Sep 2014 19:20:52 +0000

Kaili Joy forgot to call him a 'short-fingered vulgarian.' Please fix this error. PS I am not a crank.

Wonkette : Stupid Prosecutors Tried To Get Prison Time For Felon Dinesh D'Souza, Unfair!

Wed, 24 Sep 2014 17:18:14 +0000

That was a real hard-hitting interview by Megyn Kelly. She didn't even wear kneepads.