gdp's Comments

Broken Plot Device : That'll show 'er.

Sat, 3 Dec 2011 14:12:27 +0000

O.O;; >_> <_< o.o Heh. Inix, fat!?!?! Sunny might be a bit chubby, but she's still cute and attractive, and Inix is just soooo sexy, especially her tail. Sooo wanna just bat-bat-bat at that fur-tipped tail or her's. Anyhow, both of them are yummy, and I'd nibble away at them like they were sugar cookies, any day. <3

Broken Plot Device : An Important Mission

Wed, 28 Sep 2011 13:56:06 +0000

That was my same feeling. Poor Seven. >_<

Broken Plot Device : Free Trojans

Wed, 28 Sep 2011 13:51:59 +0000

Actually, so have I. Had a friend on the command I was assigned, who was very very very handy with the ladies. Almost every night, he was out with a different one. When asked if he used protection, he replied nearly to that same saying. Then I pointed out, that IF, he caught something, and passed on to one of his bed partners, who passed it on to the next partner and so on, then I caught that thing, and could trace it back, then I was going to strap his butt to a chair, hook him up to an IV and Morphine dispenser, then cut his genitals off, and suture the wound up, making sure he wasn't going to die, then I was going to force him to eat his own junk. After that conversation, he started using condoms, so I was happy. :)

Broken Plot Device : Free Trojans

Thu, 22 Sep 2011 20:20:38 +0000

Oh Deary! O.O;;; Now I keep imagining each of those poor little lizards being used in a D.Winger fashion.

Broken Plot Device : Free Trojans

Thu, 22 Sep 2011 13:29:46 +0000

Either that, or grind them up and use them as coffee additives. Hmm... wonder what lizard flavored coffee would taste like. O.o??

Broken Plot Device : Free Trojans

Thu, 22 Sep 2011 13:28:22 +0000

Most people buying condoms at the convenience store, are usually drunk anyways, so what does it matter. :P And yeah, I totally agree. "It's basically telling the cashier: yeah, I'm getting some." Heck, most male cashiers would probably fist-bump ya. :D

Broken Plot Device : I always feel like somebody's watching me....

Tue, 30 Aug 2011 10:37:01 +0000

*cues up the Yakety Sax* ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg )

Broken Plot Device : I always feel like somebody's watching me....

Mon, 29 Aug 2011 18:59:58 +0000

Naw. Stepsister was just a b*tch and her hubby, a money grubbing PoC. They just used her mother's fear of the occult n' whatnot, to remove me and my brother from her mom's house, to pave the way for them to slide in and setup their claims for her estate, after she would eventually pass. Stepsis, always hated me and my bro. She tried to kill us, repeatedly, and even had some of her friends from high school, try to drown me in the swimming pool. Father kicked the snot out of those kids, before fishing me out of the pool and reviving me. Stepsis was eventually, institutionalized. Unfortunately, she cried and played on her mom's sympathies enough to get out of the nut-ward, but she was far from cured. She's still a 2-faced, backstabbing person. Was many years after the nut-ward, that she got married, then her and her hubby, decided to remove me and my bro, as possible obstacles to any inheritance. She didn't want any chance, that it would be split, between herself and us, so they poisoned her mom's mind, with lies about how we were Satanists and Occult members, how we were violent and just waiting to kill her in her sleep, etc. In the end, it wasn't us, that she really had to worry about. Her mom never planned to leave us anything anyways, cause we weren't her biological children. She did however, leave 1/2 of her estate to her youngest son from her prior marriage. Course, he'd committed suicide when she died, but his wife and kids are continuing to sue our stepsister, to this day.

Broken Plot Device : I always feel like somebody's watching me....

Mon, 29 Aug 2011 10:30:02 +0000

I have a plushy Tiger, named Katlynn and a plushy Raccoon, named Teeki, that I talk to. And I used to have a Black Widow Spider that lived under my sink in the bathroom of a house I lived in many years back. Every time I'd sit on the commode, I'd chat with the spider. Course, now I have a 6 month old puppeh, that I talk to. The puppeh is a lot more active chatter than the spider was. Spider never said anything, at least that I could hear. Puppeh yaps back at me all the time, and gives me licks n' cuddles. Hmm... spider cuddles. That would have probably ended badly, especially with a black widow. Spiders don't have much of a chance around the puppeh though. She's rather sadistic towards bugs. She pulls off their wings, legs and eyes, then lays on her side with her head on the floor so she's as close as possible to the bug, then watches it squirm around for several minutes before finally eating it. Back when I was a teen though, I kept a skull that I named Harken, on my desk. I'd hello and goodnight to it, everyday, and sometimes would chat with it and ask it's opinions. But alas, poor Harken went away. At one point, my stepsister and her hubby, convinced my surrogate mother (Her mom), that I was all into Satan worship and the Occult, so the 3 of them, took all my belongings, except for school related, and clothes, and destroyed them. Hehe. Puppeh is chatting with me, right now. We go for a 5 mile walk, every morning, at 6am. It's only 5:26, right now, but she's anxious to be off and about on her walk, so she's laying her head on my thigh and making various noises, as if to say, "Go? Can we go, now? Now? Please?"

Broken Plot Device : They Dug too Greedily & too Deep

Wed, 24 Aug 2011 13:36:35 +0000

Was an earthquake while I was in San Diego. I'd partied hard, the night before and woke up to the bed, room, etc, shaking. I looking around and thought, "Oh Meh Gawd! I'm still drunk!". Rolled over and went back to sleep. Later, friends asked me if I felt the quake and I was all confused. Told them, I didn't realize it was a quake, I just figured I was still drunk from the night before. As for humor to relieve stress. It works for a lot of people, but there's plenty that just don't seem wired that way. Humor, has always been a stress relief for me, though. Something that's bit me in the butt, a few times with doctors, and others, as they just figure I'm less injured than I am, thinking that If I was able to joke and laugh, then I must be okay. I've been kicked out of every Post-Op that I've been in, for making the other patients laugh.

Broken Plot Device : Fists out of Water

Wed, 17 Aug 2011 10:12:56 +0000

That soooo sounds like me, when I was younger. Wasn't such a good thing, in social situations, but worked out great in the military.

Broken Plot Device : It's all about the Pentiums, Baby

Mon, 15 Aug 2011 18:26:23 +0000

"Weird Al" Yankovic - It's All About The Pentiums. "Weird Al" Yankovic - White & Nerdy. :p

Broken Plot Device : It's all about the Pentiums, Baby

Mon, 15 Aug 2011 13:19:25 +0000

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpMvS1Q1sos ...for all those who have never seen the video. =D I prefer... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9qYF9DZPdw&fe... =P

Broken Plot Device : Hard Knocks Tech Support

Mon, 8 Aug 2011 12:36:28 +0000

YepYep. We used it in the Navy as well.

Broken Plot Device : Hard Knocks Tech Support

Mon, 8 Aug 2011 12:35:31 +0000

Yep. In the Navy, it's one of the techniques we are taught, once we get out to ship. It's not taught at the schools. They get upset when you abuse the electronics, but, in the real world Navy, as a ship moves, all that shifting metal causes dust, as well as dust from plenty of other sources. That dust, gets into the components and can cause faults. So, your first step of troubleshooting is startup diagnostics, followed by the 2nd step, kick the hell out of the case, which in most instances, fixes the problem nearly instantly.

Broken Plot Device : This was a Triumph

Mon, 13 Jun 2011 13:26:16 +0000

Woooo! Does this mean Liz gets to make a Portal to Starbucks? She could have a portal in the kitchen cabinet that goes to Starbucks. *Open cabinet* "Yes.. one grande cappuccino mocha latte with extra sprinkles please." ... "Oh. Thank you!" *Closes Cabinet, cheerfully holding a cup of coffee* OoooOooOoOoooooh. If everyone had one of these, there'd be no more excuses for people, who call in sick for work. >_> <_< *Work Boss sticks head thru portal* "Bob!!!!!! Get up! Yer late for Work! Get out of Bed, NOW!!! and get yer lazy butt to work. I know yer faking being sick. I can see you there, holding your xbox controller and playing games while in bed!" O.O;; OH! The HORROR! >_< OMG! And the Pervets! @_@!!!! *Strange Guy sticks his head thru Portal in the Ceiling of Liz's Shower* -Pervert, "WoooWHOOO! Naked Liz! YUMMY!" +Liz, "EEEEEEEEEEEEK!" *Fetus of Doom, errr.. I mean Fi'Tsu Goblin materializes and attacks the Pervert!* -Pervert, "EEEEEEEEEK!"

Broken Plot Device : Artgasm!

Mon, 6 Jun 2011 06:52:52 +0000

Art-gasm, sounds about right, for the first time I went to Texas Art Supply. Walked into the place and was like... <3 xD <3 Squeeee! <3 xD <3 Course, was the same, for the first time I walked into Fry's Electronics. Only, Fry's Electronics is like a Wallmart sized store, full of everything a nerd could want, from TVs, CDs, DVDs, Computers & Parts, Consoles & Games, Big Kid Toys like remote control airplanes, and the list just goes on n' on n' on. Both have websites now, so you can see what all they offer. :D http://www.frys.com http://texasart.com Unfortunately, I can't afford to buy anything anymore. I is po. :'(

Broken Plot Device : Judy BooBoo

Mon, 23 May 2011 13:17:13 +0000

All you'd need to do is brush the fur a bit out of place, to be able to see any burns and bruising. As well, fur isn't permanent and can be lost. So, if you end up with a bald spot from a burn or excessive scraping, then you'll definitely see the flesh beneath.

Broken Plot Device : Do, or do not. There is no try.

Fri, 20 May 2011 12:08:45 +0000

Yep. That was nearly exactly, a replay of part of trying to teach my friend how to roller blade. I showed off all the stuff that took me awhile to learn, through pain and repetition. I awed my friend, who immediately wanted to be able to do the same stuff. She tried one thing, and... splat! Afterwards, I had to just take my skates off, and walk behind her, holding her hips to keep her balanced. Every time I'd let go, though, she'd fall. Eventually, she simply gave up, which really was frustrating to me. Always amazes me, how people watch you do something spectacular, and they think, "Psssth, that's so easy. I could do that, if I really wanted to." Then they try it a few times, get all bruised and banged up and quickly give up. And never once, did they consider, that it took a lot more bruises, damage and time, than what they suffered in their quick little try, for the person who did the extravagant stunt, to finally learn how to do such.

Broken Plot Device : Mentos Fresh

Thu, 19 May 2011 23:32:34 +0000

Oh. Did the truck thing, once. But it wasn't me on the skates. My best friend's brother had gotten a pair of roller blades for Xmas. After visiting with my friend's family and dropping off gifts, I went to leave, and friend's brother was trying to imitate some movie, and hitch a ride by holding onto my truck's tailgate. I told him repeatedly, to stop. He wouldn't. So, I sped up, and slammed on the brakes. >>>KA-BONG<<< That got him loose, and he never tried that again. Never thought about, Not, listening to me again, either.