Mitt appears to be going to great lengths to avoid hat head. Also Ann.
This is another one of Peggy Noonan's "the ice cubes soaked up all of my vodka" moments, isn't it?
Anthony Weiner tried to instagram his ballot but his penis kept getting in the way.
So we both quoted Age of Aquarius on the same day. I guess it was foretold by the stars
MY GAWD! Exactly how many white vaginas has that man been in?
Rebecca, Rebecca, Rebecca ... that's just the hormones talking. Now go take a bubble bath, maybe listen to some Sarah McLachlan.
I hate it when America's wang is red and inflamed.
Wait. Has Gretchen Carlson been replaced by a younger hotter trophy co-host?