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Wonkette : Murderous Charlatan Donald Rumsfeld Still Terrible At Math

Thu, 16 May 2013 16:55:51 +0000

Is there any evidence of no evidence, which leads to evidence of something evidential? And gaskets blew...

Wonkette : Tennessee State Sen. Wreaks Horrific Revenge On Traffic Cam That Nabbed Him Speeding

Thu, 16 May 2013 14:44:19 +0000

Ya spit yor tabaccy often enough and over the decades it jus gits like pavement. Works on dirt floors too!

Wonkette : Ted Nugent's Immigration Reform: Let's Make Illegals Be Our Butlers

Wed, 15 May 2013 16:35:44 +0000

Isn't professor Palin going to teach those History classes? Her version of Paul Revere and those Brits was just the first chapter of amazing facts. Hell, she's even going to do a commencement speech for the 2013 graduating class of 27 in the town of Republic, Washington soon. Not a gig to sneeze at!

Wonkette : Ted Nugent's Immigration Reform: Let's Make Illegals Be Our Butlers

Wed, 15 May 2013 16:23:07 +0000

Dear Theodore, Anal-Cranial is figurative. Literal application is not recommended. Unless fecal incontinance is an issue.

Wonkette : Elizabeth Smart Politely And In Nice Mormon Girl Way Tells Abstinence Crowd To Bite Her

Tue, 7 May 2013 16:39:39 +0000

I knew I was damned after that first nocturnal emission. Now I just look for old gum under tables.

Wonkette : Fox News Commentator: Stop Teen Sluttery by Giving Babies Away

Mon, 6 May 2013 22:33:07 +0000

Good point of reference. Could be another mixed-message though. Right-to-Bear-Babies, Right-to-Arm-Bears, Bare-Arms, Take babies from their Cold-Dead-Vag . . . .

Wonkette : Roger Ailes Shuts Geraldo Rivera's Mouth For Him

Mon, 6 May 2013 15:25:40 +0000

I thought that the pinnacle of his career was opening Al Capone's vault on live TV.

Wonkette : Sundays With The Christianists: A Biology Textbook With Dinosaurs On Noah's Ark

Sun, 5 May 2013 16:25:23 +0000

Yes, they are time-release species.

Wonkette : Sundays With The Christianists: A Biology Textbook With Dinosaurs On Noah's Ark

Sun, 5 May 2013 16:22:57 +0000

Nothing there about Mount Upsidaiseyum?

Wonkette : National Tragedy Averted: George W. Bush Speaks, Likes Hisself Just Fine

Mon, 15 Apr 2013 15:31:23 +0000

Two Words . . Preeemptive Dick

Wonkette : Jesus Undead Again We Guess

Sun, 31 Mar 2013 15:08:03 +0000

Easter Chickens? Blasphemy! And the Bunny shat a great Orb which rolled to the depths of the den then plummeted to the core of the Earth and there Splat on the Prince of Darkness's noggin. Book of Harvey 4:27

Wonkette : Jesus Undead Again We Guess

Sun, 31 Mar 2013 14:54:37 +0000

My Rabbit doesn't lay colorful eggs anymore. It's the end of times.

Wonkette : Gun News Roundup: Wayne LaPierre Is A Vile Sack of Garbage, Plus Some Things You Might Have Not Alre

Mon, 25 Mar 2013 17:26:49 +0000

WAIT ! There’s More! You thought Dakota was just Pro-Life? Hell no! Headline: Pastors ask council to OK guns Williston, North Dakota The Rev. Will Page, associate professor of Cornerstone Baptist Church, tells The Forum newspaper he’s worried that people with evil intentions may target churches because they know members of the congregation are not armed. “The whole idea of a gun-free zone is inherently dangerous,” said Page http://www.willistonherald.com/news/pastors-ask-c...

Wonkette : The New York Times Very Concerned You Might Be Butthurt About People Exercising Constitutional Right

Mon, 25 Mar 2013 15:55:52 +0000

Yes, before that, god raptured all the little angel fetusi before anyone knew they were in there. I guess a few of us slipped through to tell this story.

Wonkette : North Dakota Passes Abortion Bill Guaranteed To Make Even More Of Its Population Flee

Mon, 25 Mar 2013 15:29:42 +0000

Don't step off the train would be my suggestion. You might be found guilty of something that was clearly illeagal at the turn of the last century, or two, or next week.

Wonkette : North Dakota Passes Abortion Bill Guaranteed To Make Even More Of Its Population Flee

Mon, 25 Mar 2013 15:22:28 +0000

A Fargo GOP Rep even said "We're clearly not the brightest bulbs in the bunch if we take a legal medical procedure and try and make it illegal " Strange-Days Indeed

Wonkette : Yeah, We Think This One Weird 'Free Energy' Ad Is Crap, Also Too

Sun, 24 Mar 2013 16:14:03 +0000

Electricity is just a fad. Pyramid power is where it's at. Sitting under one here gives me the whizzdumb of the ages, and keeps my razor sharp!

Wonkette : Oh No We Have Been Blinded By Our Sarah Palin-Induced Rage

Mon, 18 Mar 2013 16:03:56 +0000

Something about Lips, Pig, and Stick comes to mind. Can't recall the connection, but I'm sure of it's relevance.

Wonkette : Because There Are So Many, Another Romney, One 'Ronna Romney,' May Run For Carl Levin's Senate Seat

Wed, 13 Mar 2013 15:59:53 +0000

Romney, . . . Romney, . . why does that name sound somewhat familiar?

Wonkette : In Case You Were Wondering, We Think This Survivalist Ad Is Crap, Too

Sat, 9 Mar 2013 15:14:31 +0000

Kobayashi Maru . . . . and shoe polish.