slamtundra

slamtundra

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299 weeks ago @ Wonkette - The Fartknocker Report... · 1 reply · +4 points

Oh hells yes. That was funny.

312 weeks ago @ Wonkette - GOP's Awesome Plan To ... · 0 replies · +7 points

That's what I was gonna say. Well, the part about fucking those fucking fucks.

312 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Morning Maddow: Rachel... · 0 replies · +1 points

Sir Mix-a-Lot = George Washington. Who knew?

326 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Sportsball Star And La... · 1 reply · +6 points

Yeah, I haven't looked at the video or any of that shit, but there are not that many women who could pose a physical threat to any NFL player. Even if she were pounding on that motherfucker with all her might, he should just turn away and say "please stop that" until she tired out.

326 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Sean Hannity Can't Sto... · 0 replies · +3 points

Yes. Just...yes.

326 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Sean Hannity Can't Sto... · 0 replies · +2 points

And sometimes as the ass hole.

326 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Sean Hannity Can't Sto... · 0 replies · +4 points

I tried this today on my way home from work driving a young (and cute) Jewish lady who is smart, but not particularly well informed (and if I'm saying that, the dumbass I am, it means she doesn't know a goddamned thing) about her culture. But I tried really hard to make her want to know more about things (no, Israel wasn't founded in 1967) so she would understand that there're people just like us on both sides of the border getting their asses killed.

326 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Rand Paul Is Also A Mi... · 0 replies · +1 points

Yep, and somehow that seems to work for these fuckers of their own mothers.

326 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Rand Paul Is Also A Mi... · 0 replies · +2 points

Thank you for this. I was trying very hard to figure out how to do this but the beer was keeping me down.

326 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Philosophy Professor O... · 0 replies · +9 points

Or bears, but bears are like dogs, because I saw a bear show on PBS the other night where a dude was fishing for salmon for his buddy who happened to be a bear and I have two dogs who look like a black bear and a panda but I would totally give them fresh fish if I knew how to fly-fish for salmon and if they wouldn't run off and get stickers in their paws and make me go find them and pull the stickers out of their paws. if I took them fly-fishing, you understand. Because they're dogs. That seem like bears who seem like dogs.