gdp's Comments

Dealbreaker : Layoffs Watch '11: Bank Of America

Thu, 17 Nov 2011 18:54:50 +0000

Strangely, some real producers were let go, and a lot of shlubs stayed. Word around the cooler is that Moynahan tried to save a buck on HR consulting: passed on McKinsey and went with an eager, upstart group called Bialystock & Bloom.

Dealbreaker : Analyst Who Fears His "Overly Muscular Stature" Won't Work For Wall Street Seeks Advice

Thu, 20 Oct 2011 16:59:13 +0000

Interesting observation. Go on...

Dealbreaker : Analyst Who Fears His "Overly Muscular Stature" Won't Work For Wall Street Seeks Advice

Thu, 20 Oct 2011 16:48:00 +0000

Before I administer some advice, I have a question: would you say that everybody else around you all look the same?

Dealbreaker : 8 Year-Olds, Dude

Wed, 19 Oct 2011 20:10:54 +0000

Best. Parody. Ever.

Dealbreaker : 8 Year-Olds, Dude

Wed, 19 Oct 2011 20:08:53 +0000

It's never good enough for you; is it, dad?

Dealbreaker : 8 Year-Olds, Dude

Wed, 19 Oct 2011 18:23:49 +0000

Three out of five of them bust their asses to get shit done. "It's worked well enough for me." Sincerely, Guy who loves to give the shocker.

Dealbreaker : 8 Year-Olds, Dude

Wed, 19 Oct 2011 18:20:56 +0000

I thought it would be really cool to travel around on the back of a truck. "So did I, bro. So did I." -- Chris Henry.

Dealbreaker : Have We Identified The Next Food Eating Challenge?

Tue, 18 Oct 2011 16:01:16 +0000

"Who cares what's in the bowl? It's wrapped in bacon, you say?" -- IKB risk manager.

Dealbreaker : Opening/Holiday Bell: 10.10.11

Mon, 10 Oct 2011 13:14:39 +0000

That is one angry clown.

Dealbreaker : Judge Semi-Swayed By Former Galleon Group Employee's Plea For Sentencing Leniency Due To Son's Slow

Fri, 7 Oct 2011 17:07:56 +0000

My most recent age-appropriate gross motor milestone was giving some community college girl a Dirty Sanchez on the hood of her WRX this past weekend.

Dealbreaker : Dear Ping Capital Investors

Thu, 6 Oct 2011 20:27:36 +0000

Ping, please: I went down a hell of a lot more in September. -- Dick Bove

Dealbreaker : Stripper Turned "Hedge Fund Manager" Smoking The Competition

Thu, 6 Oct 2011 20:04:13 +0000

Ping image search for this chick win award for "Not Enough Marker."

Dealbreaker : Stripper Turned "Hedge Fund Manager" Smoking The Competition

Thu, 6 Oct 2011 19:54:57 +0000

Fuck: Karl must be turning over in his grave.

Dealbreaker : Vending Machine Challenge Underway

Thu, 6 Oct 2011 01:11:43 +0000

Wow, who knew the third brother from Oasis was EVEN pissier?

Dealbreaker : Vending Machine Challenge Underway

Wed, 5 Oct 2011 16:14:42 +0000

Also, as a connoisseur of the Poison Ivy series, I would like to add that I, too, often finish with a little Milano.

Dealbreaker : Vending Machine Challenge Underway

Wed, 5 Oct 2011 16:10:59 +0000

First of all it, isn't a Twix. It's a Fifth Avenue Bar.

Dealbreaker : Dick Bové: Nothing Is Fucked

Tue, 4 Oct 2011 15:42:24 +0000

Dick: BAC, MS, we're going to be like three little Fonzies here. And what's Fonzie like? Come on, Moynahan, what's Fonzie like? Brian: Cool? Dick: What? Brian: He's cool. Dick: Correctamundo. And that's what we're gonna be. We're gonna be cool. Now Gorman, I'm gonna count to three, and when I count three, you let go of your gun, and sit your ass down. But when you do it, you do it cool. Ready? One... two... three.

Dealbreaker : Dick Bové: Nothing Is Fucked

Tue, 4 Oct 2011 15:38:51 +0000

Seriously, what is he talking about?

Dealbreaker : Citi: We Might Have To Bring Back That Travelers Logo

Thu, 29 Sep 2011 20:04:57 +0000

Brian Leach noted: when Vicky fell for Rihanna, he fell hard.

Dealbreaker : Stephen Schwarzman Tired Of Introducing America As His Son The Sausage Link

Wed, 28 Sep 2011 23:04:40 +0000

You're Abe Schwarzman?