I think the funniest line I've read in a long time is "Which means my conversations are the mom version of speed dating. And the connections are about as meaningful." LOL!
On the other hand, my take is that you are providing opportunities for Reagan to make friends, but she really isn't particularly interested in making friends at the moment. She's busy exploring her own world, and apparently having a blast doing it! She'll make a lot of friends when she's ready... and most likely lots of admirers too! I'd like her autograph when she wins her Olympic Gold in gymnastics, please.