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9 years ago @ Wonkette - Americans Cool With Ga... · 0 replies · +2 points


Short version: you need more than 50% to be a majority of anything. Even a moral one. And so-called christians really do think they're a moral majority.

44% isn't.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Donald Trump: Trump Tr... · 1 reply · +3 points

I'm sorry, but everyone knows we don't have any lions in Scotland. How do I know this? A Scottish friend assured me at that bar one time, and he came from Glasgow (complete with interpreter), so he should know.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - NYPD Making Friends An... · 0 replies · +4 points

'Cos we don't do murder anymore, maybe. Well, not so much in Park Slope anyhow.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Morning Maddow: The Mo... · 1 reply · +4 points

But even if there are [or were] "real" nazis on the moon.... and I'm not saying categorically there are, I'm not that stupid.... it stands to reason they'd all be fucking dead by now, right. Now that's "real" science.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Morning Maddow: The Mo... · 0 replies · +3 points

Nah, it's a 'death star'.... so they were half-right.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - All Muslims Everywhere... · 0 replies · +6 points

That has so much to do with the French notion of liberté, égalité, fraternité in French law.

Some of it goes back to WWII [some to the revolution] and the theory of all citizens being equal before the law and there should be no 'special treatment' or 'singling out' of any section of society. As in the Yellow Star of David for example.

That shit stings their sense of equality, privilege and separation. The French left have argued 'til the cows come home about the hijab issue in French society.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - All Muslims Everywhere... · 0 replies · +6 points

... or Le Canard Enchainé. Another brilliant, leftist satirical magazine.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - All Muslims Everywhere... · 0 replies · +6 points

Locked doors they had. However, Kalashnikovs usually open them pretty easily.

Stéphane Charbonnier [the editor] had police security at his home. He's dead now. Both he, Jean Cabut and Georges Wolinski [a Legion of Honour recipient and also assassinated] were some of the best and most brilliant cartoonists in Europe of the past 50 years.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - All Muslims Everywhere... · 0 replies · +7 points

[no snark here]

"....and I have directed my Administration to provide any assistance needed to help bring these terrorists to justice."

When - not if - we get these mother fuckers, they are so going to an Egyptian jail for some fun time.... before a trial by their peers of course.

And I hate being on the same side as this, but if - and when - these bastards are caught, a rendition to an Egyptian cell is where I want them.

Fucking cowards. Kalashnikovs against pencils... they must be real men.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - New York Mayor Bill de... · 0 replies · +7 points

Mort Zuckerman [owner of said periodical].... is a Canadian motherfucker. Who knew Canada had some of those?

He is a living, breathing fucking caricature of a rich bastard. Lives on the Upper East Side, but has a house in East Hampton and Aspen, CO. And a belligerent supporter of Israeli 'rights' to Palestinian land.