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Wonkette : Best Part of Palin Book: Crazed Palin Hysterically Saying 'I F*&^d a Black Man!'

Fri, 16 Sep 2011 22:30:20 +0000

I feel like she never actually went on a date with him or fucked him, you guys. She's not THAT cool.

Breitbart.tv : Liberal Comedienne: 'Conservative White Republicans' Will Accept Only One Black Golfer – Tiger Woo

Mon, 29 Aug 2011 05:52:23 +0000

I've actually always thought I resembled Janeane's vagina more than her ass. Potato, po-tah-to.

Breitbart.tv : Liberal Comedienne: 'Conservative White Republicans' Will Accept Only One Black Golfer – Tiger Woo

Mon, 29 Aug 2011 05:50:50 +0000

Daddy?

Wonkette : The Libyans Won't Steal Barry's DeLorean

Sun, 3 Apr 2011 15:55:12 +0000

Stop. You're making me hard.

Wonkette : The Libyans Won't Steal Barry's DeLorean

Sat, 2 Apr 2011 23:19:38 +0000

BTW, scamps, this is a Michele Bachmann vlog from last week. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsQtE5tI0jg&fe...

Wonkette : The Libyans Won't Steal Barry's DeLorean

Sat, 2 Apr 2011 23:19:07 +0000

I actually have such cramps right now. I will blog openly about my vagina.

Wonkette : The Libyans Won't Steal Barry's DeLorean

Sat, 2 Apr 2011 23:18:50 +0000

HAHA win.

Wonkette : The Libyans Won't Steal Barry's DeLorean

Sat, 2 Apr 2011 23:18:31 +0000

Thanks, baby!

Wonkette : The Libyans Won't Steal Barry's DeLorean

Sat, 2 Apr 2011 23:18:17 +0000

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsQtE5tI0jg&fe...

Wonkette : The Libyans Won't Steal Barry's DeLorean

Sat, 2 Apr 2011 23:17:17 +0000

Awww. I'm putting that quote on my Christmas card this year.

Wonkette : The Libyans Won't Steal Barry's DeLorean

Sat, 2 Apr 2011 23:16:33 +0000

I'm trying to be nicer to you shitfucks. Because of Hope.

Wonkette : Barack Obama Won't Stop Crashing Science Fairs

Fri, 25 Feb 2011 21:14:16 +0000

Yoga!

Wonkette : Barack Obama Won't Stop Crashing Science Fairs

Fri, 25 Feb 2011 21:13:54 +0000

CORRECT.

Wonkette : Barack Obama Won't Stop Crashing Science Fairs

Fri, 25 Feb 2011 20:35:58 +0000

It's gloriously handsome, you fuck!

Wonkette : Barack Obama Won't Stop Crashing Science Fairs

Fri, 25 Feb 2011 19:41:20 +0000

HAHA TWIST IN THE END! I like it!

Wonkette : The Week Barack Obama Loved Salmon and Bears

Sun, 30 Jan 2011 06:56:49 +0000

Hooray! It is a giant warm pool of crazy and we welcome one more with fist bumps and ritual dance.

Wonkette : The Week Barack Obama Loved Salmon and Bears

Sat, 29 Jan 2011 15:16:20 +0000

God, I wish I knew.

Wonkette : The Week Barack Obama Loved Salmon and Bears

Sat, 29 Jan 2011 15:15:54 +0000

Oh, he's never NOT wearing them.

Wonkette : The Week Barack Obama Loved Salmon and Bears

Sat, 29 Jan 2011 14:24:46 +0000

You are the boringest of trolls. I acknowledge you here because I know it will make your day. Xoxo

Wonkette : The Week Barack Obama Loved Salmon and Bears

Sat, 29 Jan 2011 14:23:53 +0000

AMERICA makes sure of that. He lives inside a U2 album cover out West and I live inside the soundtrack album for American Psycho back East.