sallysubterfuge

sallysubterfuge

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491 weeks ago @ Wonkette - With Bin Laden Dead, M... · 0 replies · +8 points

What?? First Riley now Jack?!

Damn you kids and your dreams...

I shall mourn/celebrate with tears and probably some masturbation -- maybe at the same time! You will be missed Jack.

493 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Harry Reid Didn't Even... · 0 replies · 0 points

And this will be the song they all will sing when they discover they are among the chosen:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29_uSlEEPSk

493 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Goodbye Forever! Also:... · 0 replies · +7 points

You're gonna make me lonesome when you go...

493 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Strange Minnesota Teab... · 0 replies · +6 points

Looks like someone is getting sodomized by a Louisville Slugger tonight then? For freedom?

494 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Barry Not Going To Rel... · 2 replies · +18 points

What? Was there not one troop member willing to pose with a thumbs up sign?

494 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Delightful Airport Res... · 0 replies · +12 points

Like Starbucks, except when you're poopin'.

494 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Delightful Airport Res... · 5 replies · +88 points

Funny. I always imagined that the Anchorage airport would just have outhouses.

494 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Osama Bin Laden: A Lif... · 4 replies · +15 points

All this talk of fisting makes me want to go in search of some moar Carrot Top pr0n.

(Damnit why won't pr0n print with teh zero?)

494 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Politicians Are Racist... · 1 reply · +4 points

So black people just need to quit naming their kids Antoine and LaQiesha.

Racism -- solved!

494 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Days After Birth Certi... · 0 replies · +3 points

"Secret Living Muslim kills Muslim Secret"

By God, you are correct man!