Robert

Robert

143p

52 comments posted · 5 followers · following 0

279 weeks ago @ theCHIVE - Yesterday it was a dar... · 0 replies · -3 points

Sorry, I herped when I should have derped.

280 weeks ago @ theCHIVE - Thoughts on the Honey ... · 2 replies · +43 points

If you need to watch the conventions to figure out what parties stand for, you have failed the information age.

283 weeks ago @ theCHIVE - Daily Morning Awesomen... · 1 reply · +12 points

#2
OK, Q. I'll join the Collective for ball pits on command.

284 weeks ago @ theCHIVE - Get low, get dirty, an... · 3 replies · +33 points

#34 QUAID! Start the reactor!

288 weeks ago @ theCHIVE - Fishing when all of a ... · 0 replies · +7 points

Yeah. I'm calling bull.

293 weeks ago @ theCHIVE - Rockstar's high school... · 0 replies · +5 points

Give the kid a break. His parents were on the crazy cultish end of the spectrum for Christians and his grandfather was an animal fucking perv.

300 weeks ago @ theCHIVE - And now Aziz Ansari on... · 1 reply · +11 points

AZIZ! LIGHT!

301 weeks ago @ theCHIVE - Daily Morning Awesomen... · 4 replies · +11 points

#1 Only by the power of the dark side...

303 weeks ago @ theCHIVE - 50-year-old abandoned ... · 10 replies · +305 points

Good thing I signed up with Vault-Tec!

306 weeks ago @ theCHIVE - Redheads have reserved... · 0 replies · +1 points

I'd take Red #19 on a trench run anytime.