gdp's Comments

EQComics : What If

Sun, 2 Dec 2012 04:30:54 +0000

Ooh! Ooh! there's this one! http://www.doitmyself.org/2003/10/thorax-cake.htm... I think at that point the question is to whether or not Col. Mayo is ALSO cake...

Broken Plot Device : LeWrestling

Mon, 11 Jun 2012 07:34:41 +0000

I would totally watch French poodle wrestling...

Broken Plot Device : American Dining

Fri, 8 Jun 2012 07:00:27 +0000

I work in a hotel, so I get asked this same question a lot. Plenty of choices, depending on what they're in the mood for. Being in California, we also get folks asking for REAL Mexican food. There's a few good places, and a couple to avoid - the most authentic place, even the 'gringo' sauce will strip enamel off your teeth. Now, 'Californian' cuisine, that's a whole different bucket of fish... with avacado, pine nuts, feta cheese and sun-dried tomatoes... Thankfully, there's a few places as do that justice.

Broken Plot Device : Seriously, Though...

Fri, 25 May 2012 07:07:01 +0000

EYEBALL

Broken Plot Device : Try-Outs

Mon, 14 May 2012 07:07:25 +0000

Cute jackalope girl.

Broken Plot Device : The Usual

Mon, 7 May 2012 10:04:01 +0000

Ah yes... I have this distinction at the local Del Taco, owing to my grabbing dinner there every sunday night before work. I would also know regulars when I worked other places. I had folks who would come in for my milkshakes (which apparently brings 50-year old women to my yard), and the owner of the fencing academy was regular enough I could get his Cappachino Blast ready before he came in.

Broken Plot Device : Q&A: Superpower

Wed, 2 May 2012 07:46:27 +0000

FACE. PALM.

Broken Plot Device : Internet Safari - Part 2

Wed, 25 Apr 2012 16:51:14 +0000

Unfortuantely, that is where the poo-flinging comes in.

Broken Plot Device : Internet Safari - Part 2

Wed, 25 Apr 2012 07:23:01 +0000

Ah, but you see, the Know-It-All isn't about imparting useful information. It's about deriding someone else for their LACK of such information. They may actually drop a few pearls of wisdom, but mostly it's in order to show off how stupid the other person is.

Broken Plot Device : Internet Safari - Part 2

Wed, 25 Apr 2012 07:21:38 +0000

Yes, but then someone would have to clean the cages, and there ain't no amount of money that'd make that worth it.

Broken Plot Device : Internet Safari - Part 2

Wed, 25 Apr 2012 07:20:23 +0000

Ponies are awesome. But it's ok if you don't like them.

Broken Plot Device : Leaflet you Later

Fri, 13 Apr 2012 07:27:33 +0000

That's what Skyrim needs: A pamphlet mod...

Broken Plot Device : Zombie Maker

Thu, 12 Apr 2012 07:15:55 +0000

This is one thing I make sure people know about my Artificer in our D&D game - if you don't like your equipment, Alkerzotz the Magnificent can change it! Resize? New color? More pointy bits? Elven runes? No problem! Changing a star-tipped wand into a gnarled ebony finger of death takes very little effort.

Broken Plot Device : Zombie Maker

Thu, 12 Apr 2012 07:10:56 +0000

You want absurd - folks actually used to have armor like that! Mostly for parades and jousting tourneys, but... yeah. Of course, this is Liz' character, so yes, it's got a pony on the helmet. Also, looking at it, it may be a decoy situation, wherein attacking beasties aim for the 'head' rather than the 'neck'.

Broken Plot Device : From the Mouths of Babes

Tue, 10 Apr 2012 09:43:45 +0000

Ah, but do you REALLY want to find yourself responsible for changing a baby dragon's diaper?

Broken Plot Device : From the Mouths of Babes

Mon, 9 Apr 2012 07:16:18 +0000

Adorable baby dragon is adorable!

Broken Plot Device : Master Blaster

Fri, 6 Apr 2012 07:21:02 +0000

Let's see.. giant smelly beast.. undead minions.. dank cave.. I think that you may be on to something, there.