gdp's Comments

Crasstalk : Malcolm X Was Barack Obama’s Father and Other Things That Go Bump in the Night

Wed, 3 Oct 2012 07:13:46 +0000

This is fucking stupid. Obama was immaculately conceived, read your fucking Bible, idiots.

Crasstalk : Wednesday Open Thread

Wed, 5 Sep 2012 22:26:19 +0000

1 millyun cheezbergerz in unmarcd styrofome boxez!

Crasstalk : Friday Open Thread

Fri, 31 Aug 2012 20:05:23 +0000

Cheers; thanks for helping invent this place...!

Crasstalk : Friday Open Thread

Fri, 31 Aug 2012 19:52:08 +0000

She couldn't be any worse than creepy Janine Turner. <img src="http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2012/8/29/1346199879952/b21841f6-6f9d-4367-83dc-a0f8f4d14b86-460.jpeg">

Crasstalk : Friday Open Thread

Fri, 31 Aug 2012 19:48:20 +0000

That's how the RNC feeds animals.

Crasstalk : Wednesday Open Thread

Wed, 29 Aug 2012 21:40:57 +0000

One time my absent-minded boss couldn't find his cell phone so we suggested he call it and listen out for the ring. He said good idea, and started to dial his cell phone number into his cell phone, which (we'd seen) was in his hand the whole time.

Crasstalk : Wednesday Open Thread

Wed, 29 Aug 2012 20:56:11 +0000

I blame his fake daughters. http://www.tucsonweekly.com/TheRange/archives/201...

Crasstalk : Wednesday Open Thread

Wed, 29 Aug 2012 20:34:36 +0000

Heh. <img src="http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/17slu9f03ilh3jpg/xlarge.jpg">

Crasstalk : Wednesday Open Thread

Wed, 29 Aug 2012 20:32:45 +0000

These lamestream cashiers are always taking the customers' words out of context.

Crasstalk : Wednesday Open Thread

Wed, 29 Aug 2012 20:28:08 +0000

Seems legit.

Crasstalk : Tuesday Open Thread

Wed, 29 Aug 2012 00:48:51 +0000

But you said it was raining.

Crasstalk : Tuesday Open Thread

Wed, 29 Aug 2012 00:39:31 +0000

When will you take off your progressive glasses and see that Social Security is a Ponzi scheme?!?!?

Crasstalk : Tuesday Open Thread

Tue, 28 Aug 2012 21:28:18 +0000

He never shows up. Sigh... <img src="http://www.hotelmarketingstrategies.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/alg_pumpkin.jpg">

Crasstalk : Friday Open Thread

Sat, 25 Aug 2012 02:06:57 +0000

That gives a new meaning to 'hide the salami.'

Crasstalk : Friday Open Thread

Sat, 25 Aug 2012 02:06:26 +0000

Try and get a look at his iPod; if he's listening to Phil Collins or Huey... RUN.

Crasstalk : Friday Open Thread

Sat, 25 Aug 2012 01:47:01 +0000

Agree. And at the end of the day, the success of a dirty talk incantation has a lot to do with how much charisma you have.

Crasstalk : Friday Open Thread

Sat, 25 Aug 2012 01:39:16 +0000

The one cock ring to fuel them all.

Crasstalk : Friday Open Thread

Sat, 25 Aug 2012 01:33:12 +0000

Whoah, that's 7,751,937 iPod nanos. Excluding tax.

Crasstalk : When in Doubt Play To Your Base -- Your Seething Ridiculous Base

Sat, 25 Aug 2012 01:28:57 +0000

I'm with you. Not nuts about that approach ethically, and even pragmatically it will only win him sympathy from 'undecideds'. And it sure won't lose him any votes from the religious right; the evangelicals have already prayed on it and decided that God works in mysterious ways, and that for whatever reason He apparently wants a non-Christian cultist and his papist sidekick to be the 'Christian' soldiers that will slay the Godless Antichrist from the Dark Continent.

Crasstalk : When in Doubt Play To Your Base -- Your Seething Ridiculous Base

Sat, 25 Aug 2012 01:23:31 +0000

And Kirk Cameron is Randolph Scott.