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9 years ago @ The Toast - If Justin Bieber Were ... · 0 replies · +84 points

***the other phone would be a galaxy s6***

9 years ago @ The Toast - High-Water Marks For H... · 4 replies · +32 points

V. V. MUCH ROSLIN AND ADAMA.

9 years ago @ The Toast - High-Water Marks For H... · 2 replies · +140 points

personally i think the only thing that can save heterosexuality is if we parent trap ryan gosling and rachel mcadams.

10 years ago @ The Toast - Classic Characters You... · 0 replies · +27 points

mallory you are poking me with your words.

10 years ago @ The Toast - Imagining the Gritty D... · 0 replies · +15 points

seconded.

10 years ago @ The Toast - The Penitence Of Mary ... · 4 replies · +244 points

mallory, that one is your favorite expression because it is most often to be found gracing the face of kristen stewart.

10 years ago @ The Toast - If Carrie Brownstein W... · 1 reply · +55 points

this is so fine and high and exquisite it is nearly painful.

10 years ago @ The Toast - Women Trying To Polite... · 1 reply · +141 points

you know who i really feel for is that poor dead fox who is trapped under the pianoforte and has no means of escape.

edit: oh my god the fox IS THE WOMEN. I UNDERSTAND ART NOW.

11 years ago @ The Toast - How You Are Unwittingl... · 2 replies · +16 points

first of all: is snot grosser than wing sauce? let's work this out. do you ask for an extra side of snot? do you lick your fingers when they are covered with snot? DO YOU GO TO THE STORE AND PAY FIFTY CENTS MORE FOR NEWMAN'S OWN SNOT BECAUSE YOU KNOW THE PROFITS GO TO CHARITY?
secondly: bathrooms. you can throw that sucker in the trashcan, stick it in the little tampon mailbox, or drop it in the toilet and pretend it's a doomed paratrooper. you have options. your waitress, on the the other hand, has no options. she has to clean that table off because it's her fucking job, and then she has to drop food off on the next table with her same two hands.
if that sounds gross, it's because it is.

11 years ago @ The Toast - How You Are Unwittingl... · 1 reply · +22 points

this is the most vital information i have heard since lori beth denberg was the one telling me.

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