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10 years ago @ http://reading-rambo.b... - Comics and Why I\'m No... · 1 reply · +1 points

I have never met a graphic novel I liked but I STARTED READING FABLES AND I ENJOY IT and I just put Lumberjanes on hold at the library, so I am clambering into the boat with you. Scootch over.

11 years ago @ http://reading-rambo.b... - The Queen of Attolia: ... · 1 reply · +1 points

THAT IS NOT A VIAL THAT IS HIS HOOK HAND.

Although I wouldn't even have LOOKED at it if you hadn't been like, what up, vial.

The third one is the best, imo. You'll spend the first bit being like w t F because you know something is going on other than what appears to be going on. It was pleasing and infuriating (the good kind).

11 years ago @ http://reading-rambo.b... - If Authors Got Married... · 0 replies · +1 points

"She'd write some withering but hilarious op-ed from the POV of a man saying women cannot write and Hawthorne would read it and be like "STOP MAKING FUN OF ME RIGHT NOW DOROTHEA" and she'd be like "Stop calling me Dorothea right now or so help me God" and he'd be like "YOU NEVER DARN MY WAISTCOATS" and then she would throw a martini on his chrysanthemums and he'd be like "THOSE ARE DELICATE WHAT ARE YOU DOING OMG."'

11 years ago @ http://reading-rambo.b... - The Canterbury Tales i... · 1 reply · +1 points

No, ok, there are some SERIOUSLY GREAT parts to the Tales. That's not what I'm saying. What I'm SAYING is, too many people try to sell them based on the HA HA LOW-BROW HUMOR like dick jokes are some sort of universal attractant.

11 years ago @ http://reading-rambo.b... - The Canterbury Tales i... · 1 reply · +1 points

People keep trying to sell the Tales all like, Oh, some of them are HILARIOUSLY FILTHY, and I am like, No. You can't make me read something MODERN by telling me it's raunchy, ok? A story where the punchline is a dude accidentally kissing a lady's 'nether ye' (HE MEANS ASSHOLE HAHAHAHA GOOD JOKE) isn't automatically a winner. Ok? Ok.

11 years ago @ What Red Read - You know the <i>... · 0 replies · +1 points

I third this. This is the sort of book to race through and not really think about really hard.

Also, CLIMBED OUT OF A DEEP DARK WELL WITH A BROKEN ARM WTAF.

11 years ago @ http://reading-rambo.b... - Lady Audley\'s Secret,... · 0 replies · +1 points

WHY WAS NO ONE POISONED.

I think we are all in agreement as to the not-goodness of this book. I say that having read exactly this post and these comments (and also the book, which I guess counts for something).

11 years ago @ What Red Read - Foul deeds have been d... · 3 replies · +2 points

'orphan children (the Victorian method of texting)' LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL FOREVER. This is the truthiest thing on the internet right now.

11 years ago @ http://reading-rambo.b... - Lady Audley's Gia... · 0 replies · +1 points

I expect a surplus of BAMF gifs in this week's posts.

Phoebe Marks is really pale, though. Like, very. Also good at keeping secrets. Also, pale.

11 years ago @ What Red Read - I did not think men we... · 0 replies · +1 points

This. I'm dying.