This country and my 401K are doomed.
Meh. I'd rather see the new Ayn Rand Christmas movie. It has more rapey train sex.
Who cares about the economy? What _really_ counts are the Koch profits this quarter...
Congress came up with the same solution offered for every problem in my workplace.
Eghads. No wonder my job is so depressing.
"Is that a gun in your pants or are you just happy to see me?"
In an alternate timeline, 9-11 never happened, the economy didn't crash, and two-term President Al Gore tells the Congressional Republicans to sit down and STFU.
"...said a visitor attended a service who had been overseas and was exposed to measles."
Did this "visitor" go to England and bring back spotted dick?
I had no idea that Nigerian email scammers were filing lawsuits now.
$50 says this is Clint Eastwood.
He has fondle memories of his time on the job.