Hipple, Rev. Paul T.

Hipple, Rev. Paul T.

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438 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Ungrateful West Philly... · 0 replies · +6 points

CEO Gov Mitt Romney went there to prove that the ungrateful negro is only interested in reparations, to draw a clear line for Conservative Christians between their Choices this Nov.

I guess you elitocrats have never heard of "multilevel checkers"??!!

Checkmate!!!

491 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Liveblogging the Raptu... · 0 replies · +9 points

Greetings from the Rapture!!! Looking around up here, as best I can tell, only myself and Rep Tom Tancredo made the cut.

492 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Only One Lame Terroris... · 0 replies · +1 points

A bit melancholy. But we'll find new enemies. I am certain of this.

492 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Bob Dylan Poetically T... · 0 replies · +1 points

My own Dylan biography is soon to appear from Warton Press: "Dylan: Speaking the Voice of God. NOT!!"

493 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Only One Lame Terroris... · 2 replies · +3 points

We will construct a series of facts consistent with our conspiracy theories, with our without these clarifications.

494 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Royal Wedding News Wat... · 0 replies · +1 points

My bad. I thought we was talking about the satellite TV. I got that confused with the internets.

Don't even get me started on the internets where you got all of the mind control/mind data mining PLUS it is The Demon's playground.

495 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Royal Wedding News Wat... · 1 reply · +3 points

There are certain stations on the satellite TV I will NOT watch because they are obviously probing the mind, if not bending it, using undetectable microlaser rays.

Among these are TLC, DISC, HIST, SCI, FOOD, anything by PBS, CBS, MSNBC, TWC, C-SPAN1, C-SPAN2, Communist News Network, and ESPNU.

And BRAVO, obviously.

496 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Pawlenty's Kindergarte... · 4 replies · +9 points

Jesus loved sharing as the exchange of God's goodwill among his flock.

However, Jesus also taught his apostles that the theft of one's rightfully earned income in the form of taxation by ILLEGITIMATE heads of state is no less a blaspheme than to fornicate upon the Image of God.

496 weeks ago @ Wonkette - 2011 Pulitzer Prize Ru... · 0 replies · +9 points

A list of awards that lacks one for "Dominionist Prognostication &/or Rep Tom Tancredo Updates " is not a list of awards to be taken seriously

jmo

499 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Clarence Thomas Gladly... · 3 replies · +37 points

Count me among those applauding Justice Clarence's position. He also rightly sees the slavery problem as a "single incident" ...which it was....and that should pretty much put an end the whole reparations for the negro clamor once and for all.

Which is not to say I'd trust him as far as you could throw a nickle.