en-us https://www.intensedebate.com/users/1673408 Comments by prommie http://wonkette.com/551625/were-you-not-ready-to-kill-yourself-yet-this-morning#IDComment842394203 Bristol Palinesque, no? Except Bristol is less boring and has more personality. Fri, 13 Jun 2014 17:13:44 +0000 http://wonkette.com/551625/were-you-not-ready-to-kill-yourself-yet-this-morning#IDComment842394203 http://wonkette.com/550377/sarah-palin-pretty-sure-v-a-hospitals-death-panel-the-troops-while-illegal-aliens-get-golden-bedpans#IDComment837064388 And don't forget, death-paneling our vets! Fri, 30 May 2014 18:39:12 +0000 http://wonkette.com/550377/sarah-palin-pretty-sure-v-a-hospitals-death-panel-the-troops-while-illegal-aliens-get-golden-bedpans#IDComment837064388 http://wonkette.com/547807/hot-gossip-cliven-bundys-militia-buddies-have-broken-up-are-never-ever-getting-back-together#IDComment823935566 Yeah, they definitely need to tweek their dosages and timing, or maybe try some alternative meds, they are not very well regulated at all. Tue, 29 Apr 2014 16:58:40 +0000 http://wonkette.com/547807/hot-gossip-cliven-bundys-militia-buddies-have-broken-up-are-never-ever-getting-back-together#IDComment823935566 http://wonkette.com/547098/sundays-with-the-christianists-u-s-history-textbooks-in-leisure-suit-denial#IDComment820311967 I deny it! Mon, 21 Apr 2014 18:15:24 +0000 http://wonkette.com/547098/sundays-with-the-christianists-u-s-history-textbooks-in-leisure-suit-denial#IDComment820311967 http://wonkette.com/545518/peggy-noonan-sadly-reluctantly-against-all-her-normal-instincts-wonders-what-reagan-would-do-about-putin#IDComment813166042 What would Reagan do? He would arrange a summit in Iceland and give Putin all of Crimea and toss in Poland, too, because he forgot which side we are on. Wed, 2 Apr 2014 19:43:56 +0000 http://wonkette.com/545518/peggy-noonan-sadly-reluctantly-against-all-her-normal-instincts-wonders-what-reagan-would-do-about-putin#IDComment813166042 http://wonkette.com/545473/sarah-palin-literally-scourges-and-crucifies-paul-ryan-for-not-hating-poors-hard-enough#IDComment813102454 Do we still not be still not reining in understanding the final four budgeting not still now? Wed, 2 Apr 2014 16:09:40 +0000 http://wonkette.com/545473/sarah-palin-literally-scourges-and-crucifies-paul-ryan-for-not-hating-poors-hard-enough#IDComment813102454 http://wonkette.com/544785/you-wont-believe-how-much-this-town-paid-to-not-have-ted-nugent-play-a-concert-there#IDComment812286097 Perhaps another analogy would be the environmental group that has to be bought off by hiring it to do a million dollar environmental impact study in exchange for not opposing the big project. Their are also some clergymen who have perfected similar methods. And big name divorce lawyers are often consulted just so they are conflicted out of having the spouse hiring them, all examples of people being paid to not do something. The best example I guess would be the traditional "nice restaurant you got here, it would be a shame if something happened to it," or the Christie version, "nice medical device company/medical school you got here, it would be a shame if it was to get indicted." Mon, 31 Mar 2014 16:27:17 +0000 http://wonkette.com/544785/you-wont-believe-how-much-this-town-paid-to-not-have-ted-nugent-play-a-concert-there#IDComment812286097 http://wonkette.com/544785/you-wont-believe-how-much-this-town-paid-to-not-have-ted-nugent-play-a-concert-there#IDComment812284739 No, but as a young adult I saw them wreck our economy and destroy the middle class, and repeal Glass-Steagle. Mon, 31 Mar 2014 16:22:06 +0000 http://wonkette.com/544785/you-wont-believe-how-much-this-town-paid-to-not-have-ted-nugent-play-a-concert-there#IDComment812284739 http://wonkette.com/545255/republican-goyim-go-to-vegas-to-dance-hora-for-jew-dollars-hilarity-ensues-oy#IDComment812274484 Christ Christ-ey, isn't that just the perfect name for a candidate who wants to appeal to the jews? Mon, 31 Mar 2014 15:45:21 +0000 http://wonkette.com/545255/republican-goyim-go-to-vegas-to-dance-hora-for-jew-dollars-hilarity-ensues-oy#IDComment812274484 http://wonkette.com/545109/whats-all-this-about-paul-ryan-blowing-a-dog#IDComment811168855 Teach a man to blow a dog and he will be able to feed himself forever. Fri, 28 Mar 2014 17:50:01 +0000 http://wonkette.com/545109/whats-all-this-about-paul-ryan-blowing-a-dog#IDComment811168855 http://wonkette.com/544944/skeezy-daytona-beach-commissioner-likes-bar-fights-trying-to-do-sex-with-strippers#IDComment810379958 Everything about Daytona Beach is skeezy. The place is skeeze central. Skanky too. Wed, 26 Mar 2014 18:08:59 +0000 http://wonkette.com/544944/skeezy-daytona-beach-commissioner-likes-bar-fights-trying-to-do-sex-with-strippers#IDComment810379958 http://wonkette.com/544785/you-wont-believe-how-much-this-town-paid-to-not-have-ted-nugent-play-a-concert-there#IDComment809515891 The concept reminds me of carbon credits. I am willing to refrain from burning down all the forests of North and South America, I won't even so much as start a brush fire. Now where is my billion dollars worth of carbon credits? Come on, I am talking about millions of tons of CO2 that I will not be releasing into the atmosphere. Mon, 24 Mar 2014 15:52:32 +0000 http://wonkette.com/544785/you-wont-believe-how-much-this-town-paid-to-not-have-ted-nugent-play-a-concert-there#IDComment809515891 http://wonkette.com/544785/you-wont-believe-how-much-this-town-paid-to-not-have-ted-nugent-play-a-concert-there#IDComment809513085 Was it as much as the government paid Major Major Major Major's father to not grow corn? I bet its not one-thousandth as much as the finance industry oligarchs have showered upon the Clinton family in gratitude for their third-way sellout of the democratic party and all working people through their embrace of free trade and financial deregulation! They are the ones who gave us The Vampire Squid! And now they are multimillionaires! Mon, 24 Mar 2014 15:43:03 +0000 http://wonkette.com/544785/you-wont-believe-how-much-this-town-paid-to-not-have-ted-nugent-play-a-concert-there#IDComment809513085 http://wonkette.com/544792/washed-up-has-been-newt-gingrich-tired-of-famous-for-nothing-hillary-clinton-getting-so-much-attention#IDComment809509694 He is so wrong! She is famous for being the single most over-achieving dull normal grind ever in the history of the universe so far (her self-fascinated daughter may yet surpass her). She oozes be-cankled dull mediocrity from every pore, and stinks of the lamp, of hard hard hard hours laboriously and painfully practicing and memorizing and studying, just to get her performance up to the level of simple competence. Fuck her and her smug and vacuous daughter. May she never be allowed to wreak further harm on this country than she and Bill have already done. Mon, 24 Mar 2014 15:31:19 +0000 http://wonkette.com/544792/washed-up-has-been-newt-gingrich-tired-of-famous-for-nothing-hillary-clinton-getting-so-much-attention#IDComment809509694 http://wonkette.com/543438/wayne-lapierre-at-cpac-turns-in-brilliant-parody-of-worst-gun-fondler-stereotypes#IDComment802368394 To paraphrase the single greatest comment I ever read on Wonkette, from years ago before any of you fuckers were here, except maybe Flying Chainsaw, "at CPAC, the paranoia is so thick, you could saw it into blocks and pick them up with tongs." Fri, 7 Mar 2014 14:59:39 +0000 http://wonkette.com/543438/wayne-lapierre-at-cpac-turns-in-brilliant-parody-of-worst-gun-fondler-stereotypes#IDComment802368394 http://wonkette.com/543221/pat-robertson-fine-with-cousins-marrying-just-as-long-as-they-dont-make-mongoloid-babbies#IDComment801507561 Robertson is such a spazz. Wed, 5 Mar 2014 19:15:56 +0000 http://wonkette.com/543221/pat-robertson-fine-with-cousins-marrying-just-as-long-as-they-dont-make-mongoloid-babbies#IDComment801507561 http://wonkette.com/543161/lindsey-graham-takes-this-benghazi-thing-just-a-bit-too-far-for-voice-of-reason-michelle-malkin#IDComment801076953 Wimpy Obama! He could have at least driven to the Vatican Embassy and blasted some Black Sabbath at max volume! Tue, 4 Mar 2014 22:07:48 +0000 http://wonkette.com/543161/lindsey-graham-takes-this-benghazi-thing-just-a-bit-too-far-for-voice-of-reason-michelle-malkin#IDComment801076953 http://wonkette.com/542713/republicans-wasting-14-million-on-irs-non-scandal-investigation-food-stamps-still-being-cut#IDComment798760288 The funniest thing about Beelzebub Cheney's comment is that it shows that in his mind and in his world, its a blistering insult to suggest that someone would put a priority on feeding people rather than killing them. Rather like his comment way back about personal morality being hogwash. I can only imagine how he guffaws when he reads that line in the Bible about swords and plowshares. Wed, 26 Feb 2014 16:39:58 +0000 http://wonkette.com/542713/republicans-wasting-14-million-on-irs-non-scandal-investigation-food-stamps-still-being-cut#IDComment798760288 http://wonkette.com/542695/in-procedural-miracle-alabama-house-committee-passes-school-prayer-bill-without-majority#IDComment798737420 Musta been an angel from Montgomery that intervened and got it passed. Wed, 26 Feb 2014 15:20:48 +0000 http://wonkette.com/542695/in-procedural-miracle-alabama-house-committee-passes-school-prayer-bill-without-majority#IDComment798737420 http://wonkette.com/542480/charles-krauthammer-has-found-the-real-killers-of-science-people-who-believe-in-climate-change#IDComment797065080 His experiment in shallow water diving and spinal trauma did not turn out well. Fri, 21 Feb 2014 18:42:09 +0000 http://wonkette.com/542480/charles-krauthammer-has-found-the-real-killers-of-science-people-who-believe-in-climate-change#IDComment797065080