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14 years ago @ Halolz - Valve Games: Then & Now · 0 replies · +11 points

It seems we have to prepare ourselves for Count3r-Strik3.

14 years ago @ Rosscott, Inc. - The System 547: How Do... · 0 replies · +1 points

Unluckily, as a guy pretty new to this “office environment” stuff, the quality scale of coffee I’ve had so far is about this, ranked from worst to acceptable:
Instant coffee powder & electrically boiled water.Coffee pods, processed by an archaic Philips Senseo machine.Buy it from somewhere, sometimes even with sounds suggesting grinding of actual coffee beans.Make it at home in a controlled flavor environment with a regular electric drip coffeemaker.Have one at a restaurant during an out-of-office meeting. (NOTE: This does never happen.)
And not to forget, happy birthday to you, Ross.

14 years ago @ Halolz - Link's Hearts · 0 replies · +1 points

Thank god I don't have to draw awkward parallels now that hearts replenish themselves in Minecraft ≥1.8 given enough food.

14 years ago @ Halolz - PikFortress 2 · 0 replies · +5 points

In fact, it does – with some background knowledge. The classical TF (as the only class that didn't posess the almighty crowbar or axe) did not only have the ability to heal teammates with his portable healthkit, but also to poison enemies.

On a related sidenote (in the unlikely case someone casually found their old Quake or Half-Life CD and wants to play TFC): Do not try to perform usual TF2 behavior such as sticking like glue to the back of a single ally to have him permanently overhealed. Or being shredded by your own rockets or remote-detonateable grenades in a naive attempt to gain height by jumping over them.

14 years ago @ Halolz - HIDE IN KNEE HIGH GRAS... · 0 replies · +9 points

14 years ago @ Halolz - [VIDEO] Even More Weir... · 0 replies · +3 points

At first, I used to be all serious about the negativity of the situation. (|:(========

But then, I lol’d and starting dancing. (|:|̲̅ ̲̅ ̲̅ )=

14 years ago @ Halolz - And yet you call me th... · 0 replies · +5 points

Hey, little green suicide bomber bastard. Listen up. It’s not like I had wished to be in this world after all. Actually I wish I could be sitting on my balcony right now sipping a cool beer.

All I can remember is that I woke up some morning on some blocky beach seeing my fucking distorted blocky face reflection in the rectangular sea. Now I have to arrange myself in this weird-ass, huge world of yours that looks like it was flushed straight outta big baby’s Lego box.

In fact, I’m efficient and polite. I only form this world to have a corner to live in and take as few as possible from it. Just what takes to keeps my humble self alive and defend from you and your arrow-spamming, squeaking, moaning buddies that interrupt my sleep and try to turn me into an ugly fleshy pincushion.

In all those months spent there I learned some stuff. I built tools and machinery so it doesn’t take fucking ages to push dirt and break stone. I forged shears to gather some less bloody wool from bleating sheep than by knocking them unconscious. Oh, and a fine sword to slay any creepy being who dares to approach at night and wake me up.

So stay the fuck away from my tiny wooden hut if you don’t want an arrow to your head from this motherfucking bow I made from some bitchin’ spiders’ guts that pissed me off last night.

14 years ago @ Halolz - [VIDEO] The Portal 2 E... · 0 replies · +6 points

Of course. You don’t want your guests to munch it away early, though.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GNnftq744I#t=164s

14 years ago @ Halolz - [VIDEO] Unforeseen Con... · 0 replies · +18 points

Mojang Specifications, Markus Persson here. Introducing the outdoor version of our most popular explosive mob: The Creeper!

How do we get so much dynamite in it? Like this!

Plus, we detonate the whole mob. That’s 65% more explosion per explosion. This is the same technology we’ve been using on Alpha players for months. Scares the hell out of them!

They come in hundreds of designer colors including Forest, Sandstone, Bookshelf, Obsidian – what idiots picked those?

Then we box them up and ship them straight to your doorstep – so you can blast away the things you hate most. Just try and get near that beast, ha, your funeral! Markus Persson, we’re done here.

14 years ago @ Halolz - [VIDEO] Pokemon Tall G... · 0 replies · +13 points

*looks around for good ol’ GBC*
*realizes own ignorance and stupidity of situation*

Hm.

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