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Wonkette : What If Joni Ernst Were More Like Max Ernst?

Tue, 11 Nov 2014 00:07:39 +0000

Oh! That was the gag I thought of in the shower but then forgot! "Joni proposes swapping the traditional GOP elephant logo for a minotaur."

Wonkette : What If Joni Ernst Were More Like Max Ernst?

Mon, 10 Nov 2014 20:35:48 +0000

"Help me I think I'm falling / In love with Charles Koch"

Wonkette : Breitbart Very Very Very Sorry About Its Journalism, For Sure

Mon, 10 Nov 2014 18:51:57 +0000

Kickstarter to buy that guy some ears.

Wonkette : Middle-Aged Wonkette Owner Knocked Up By Stud Underling, Pix Or GTFO

Tue, 14 Oct 2014 19:13:03 +0000

HOW IS BABBY FORMED???

Wonkette : This Guy Ranked All The Coen Brothers Films, But That's Just Like His Opinion, Man

Tue, 30 Sep 2014 13:16:21 +0000

I think Intolerable Cruelty is amazing and should be ranked MUCH higher.

Wonkette : A Children's Treasury Of 'Normal Real Person' Michele Bachmann

Fri, 26 Sep 2014 19:51:35 +0000

No, I take it back, THIS PICTURE: http://www.peteykins.com/sparklepics5/MicheleBach...

Wonkette : A Children's Treasury Of 'Normal Real Person' Michele Bachmann

Fri, 26 Sep 2014 19:40:53 +0000

My fave is this picture of Michele: http://sparklepony.blogspot.com/2011/08/newsweek-...

Wonkette : Virginia Republicans Decry McDonnell Verdict, Citing State's Rich Heritage Of Grift

Fri, 5 Sep 2014 15:40:35 +0000

IS IT HITLER?

Wonkette : Want To Read Ferguson Police Report On Michael Brown Shooting? Bummer, There Isn't One

Fri, 22 Aug 2014 14:53:21 +0000

Sorry, less familiar with commendation policies. KIDDING.

Wonkette : Want To Read Ferguson Police Report On Michael Brown Shooting? Bummer, There Isn't One

Fri, 22 Aug 2014 14:32:01 +0000

At the museum I work at, the guards have to file incident reports if somebody stubs their toe.

Wonkette : Very Sane Reactions To The Murder Of James Foley By The Coward Barack Obama

Wed, 20 Aug 2014 18:05:13 +0000

You left out Chuck C. "Award-Winning" Johnson's thoughtful responses!

Wonkette : What Are You Doing For National Impeach Obama Week?

Thu, 7 Aug 2014 17:40:17 +0000

But... but... but... I thought that whole "impeach Obama" thing was all a Democrat lie? I'm so confused. Libety or Tranny!!!!!

Wonkette : What If Citizen Journalism Isn't All It's Cracked Up To Be?

Sat, 2 Aug 2014 00:13:26 +0000

Mojopo is right. Can I apologize for this column? I kept having nagging feelings that it was my worst "What if?" ever. Should have killed it in the crib.

Wonkette : What If Citizen Journalism Isn't All It's Cracked Up To Be?

Fri, 1 Aug 2014 18:41:40 +0000

I know who I'm getting to ghostwrite THAT one.

Wonkette : What If Citizen Journalism Isn't All It's Cracked Up To Be?

Fri, 1 Aug 2014 18:33:33 +0000

Oops, you guys! I said "North Carolina" about the Larry Sinclair thing, but I meant "South Carolina". See? I'm just not cut out for the "non-fiction" stuff.

Wonkette : Chuck C. Johnson Is An Award-Winning Journalist

Mon, 14 Jul 2014 21:34:55 +0000

Just a blogger; can't finish limerick.

Wonkette : Chuck C. Johnson Is An Award-Winning Journalist

Mon, 14 Jul 2014 15:16:28 +0000

YES! Mission accomplished.

Wonkette : Sexclusive! Wonkette Mocks Alan Keyes' Exclusive Letter To His Facebook Friend

Mon, 14 Jul 2014 13:49:21 +0000

I don't think I've ever gotten all the way through an Alan Keyes article. Sooo many words OMG.

Wonkette : Dead Breitbart Freaks Out Over 'Muslim Prayer Rug' Found Near Border, Sheeple See Only A 'Shirt'

Thu, 10 Jul 2014 21:16:08 +0000

Not a Croatian jersey (their checkers aren't slanted), but this one is more similar: https://twitter.com/RealSparklePony/status/487342...

Wonkette : Oh Hey We Hired A Person Again

Wed, 9 Jul 2014 16:50:28 +0000

Can this pixel find the missing images on ancient Wonkette posts? Asking for a friend.