Pap Finn

Pap Finn

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9 years ago @ Wonkette - Arizona Senate Committ... · 0 replies · +8 points

Since there's no slaves to free this time around, I say we just let 'em go.

Fucking savages.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Excuse Us While We F*c... · 0 replies · +32 points

Look, I know it was the 70's and all, but...goddamn, dude. A dolphin?

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Sarah Palin To Vomit '... · 0 replies · +31 points

Never forget, boys and girls, that American conservatives voted to put Sarah Fucking Palin a heart attack away from the nuclear codes.

If none of the other numberless instances of backwardness and militant ignorance and pure savagery that make up their history disqualify them from running a developed society, surely that one does, right?

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Utah Republican Pretty... · 2 replies · +41 points

Jesus, when are their handlers going to just Gorilla Glue a sign to Republican politicians' foreheads that reads, "Never, ever, ever bring up rape in any context, EVER"? How many times can they step on that fucking rake? It's like it's hard-wired behavior for them...

9 years ago @ Wonkette - America Embarks On Dum... · 0 replies · +46 points

You have to love (and by 'love' I mean 'hate the holy living fuck out of') this. It's the perfect marriage of anti-empiricism and 40 years of relentless HATE GUBMINT YAAAARGH propaganda. The entirely predictable result, as with anything that attracts the pestilential attention of wingnuts, is that we have a less civilized society. They make us worse in every way imaginable.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Daily Caller Dude Sudd... · 2 replies · +68 points

'My new book (out early in 2016) is called Too Dumb to Fail, and will focus on how conservatism was once a proud intellectual philosophy, but has been dumbed down over the years'

Well, Matt, that's kinda what happens when the people who fund and manage your ideology spend 50 years building an army of terrified, chronically enraged, undead berserkers by feeding them on vulgar propaganda and horseshit every hour of every day.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Bowe Bergdahl May Be C... · 6 replies · +22 points

If I ever need my faith in humanity utterly destroyed, I know I can rely on right wing tweet storms and comment queues to do the job. Can you find a higher concentration of savagery and stupidity anywhere else?

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Boehner And McConnell ... · 0 replies · +3 points

No. We really don't need them.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - GOP Senate Drops Words... · 0 replies · +4 points

The American right wing is a menace to civilized norms. Zero snark.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Here Is A Jimmy Carter... · 0 replies · +4 points

"Don't worry, man, I got plenty of weed for the lake this weekend."