straighteight

straighteight

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446 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Super-Slick James O'Ke... · 0 replies · +11 points

So which one is Goofus and which is Gallant?

446 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Whom Will Rick Santoru... · 0 replies · +15 points

It's not Rick's fault the atheist lords of the District of Sodombia don't accept Pope Pius X commemorative coins as legal tender.

446 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Whom Will Rick Santoru... · 2 replies · +27 points

Blacks. Gays. Women. Humans in general.

446 weeks ago @ Wonkette - S&M Conservative Mitt ... · 0 replies · +14 points

He's only recently gone balls-deep in to traditional marriage. Everyone knows Mitt's history of blowing the rusty trombone for vile homosex commitment ceremonies.

446 weeks ago @ Wonkette - General Services Admin... · 0 replies · +27 points

She looks genuinely surprised at how awful she is.

446 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Godfather Herman Cain ... · 0 replies · +13 points

Herman Cain is the Noid.

446 weeks ago @ Wonkette - BREAKY BREAKY BREAKING... · 0 replies · +56 points

Obasm - that's what the ladies get when Bammerz sings Al Green...

446 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Chris Christie Does Je... · 0 replies · +5 points

He should find a clothier for Hasidim. He has the perfect build for a kaftan.

446 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Chris Christie Does Je... · 0 replies · +11 points

Governor Chris ChristieKreme

446 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Chris Christie Does Je... · 0 replies · +12 points

Those tourists with the newborn are just jazzed that John Goodman wanted to hold their baby for some reason!