Mike Licht

Mike Licht

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11 years ago @ Wonkette - Newt Gingrich's Tawdry... · 0 replies · +3 points

Gingrich has lost some support, though.

See http://bit.ly/zMXKRa

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Fancy Old Man In Bejew... · 0 replies · +6 points

Popes gotta dress flash for the disco.
http://youtu.be/wOQx9-MPhhE

11 years ago @ Wonkette - This Holiday, Start Yo... · 0 replies · +2 points

This holiday season, West Point graduates stationed overseas are observing their own Eggnog Riots and vomiting on foreign soil. Let us raise our eggnog glasses and thank them for their service.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Fancy Old Man In Bejew... · 0 replies · +12 points

Yo Pope! Trade them sissy Prada kicks for some Air Jordans.
http://wp.me/p6sb6-bY7

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Swag Industry Does Not... · 2 replies · +5 points

They can have my Bureau of Land Management paperweight when they pry it out of my cold, dead hands.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Goodbye Forever To Ame... · 0 replies · +7 points

1970s? No way. Atlantis is a brand-new 1985-model Space Shuttle. You know, vinyl top, stereo casette player, cruise control. One boss ride.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Black Man Arrested, Fi... · 2 replies · +18 points

Never attribute to malice that which can be explained by incompetence.

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Tattooed Pig Urges Won... · 0 replies · +1 points

Get used to the Grad School Diet: Ramen noodles and generic beer.

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Wonkette Told You Abou... · 0 replies · +2 points

Damn iPhone GPS keeps trying to route me through Libya.

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Willie Nelson Sentence... · 2 replies · +7 points

You get this kind of thing in Texas, where they elect judges. For each quirky music lovin' judge you get two Louie Gohmerts.