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Wonkette : Pix Or GTFO: San Francisco Wonkers Throwing Up On Their Shoes Probably

Fri, 19 Sep 2014 20:50:49 +0000

wonker meetups make me smile.

Wonkette : Crazy Fox & Friends Sheriff Will Make ISIS Pee Themselves, Ayup!

Mon, 15 Sep 2014 22:09:24 +0000

Can we use the bedwetting about ISIS epidemic to cure the drought conditions in the west?

Wonkette : Megyn Kelly Knows White Santa Is Real, Has Serious Doubts About Women's 'Health'

Wed, 16 Jul 2014 16:34:59 +0000

Megyn is a master at threading the needle so as not to completely damage her career/reputation. Within the month she'll say something that makes sense to the moderates and libtards and all will be forgiven.

Wonkette : Bristol Palin Knows Who Is Classy And It Is Not The Dumb Gay President

Wed, 16 Jul 2014 15:42:21 +0000

doing a tit-shimmy on a reality dancing show = classy.

Wonkette : David Brooks Too Delicate To Read Internet Comments

Thu, 3 Jul 2014 17:00:08 +0000

Go toss an Applebee's salad bar, Bobo. You're a cancer on society.

Wonkette : Now Teabaggers Must Love Bowe Bergdahl, Because He Was Just 'Going Galt'

Wed, 11 Jun 2014 20:49:02 +0000

Bergdahl got some bad intel that there was a gathering of the shruggalos in the 'ghan. smh.

Wonkette : Now Teabaggers Must Love Bowe Bergdahl, Because He Was Just 'Going Galt'

Wed, 11 Jun 2014 20:39:28 +0000

he just wanted to be eddie willers, let to the gulch for his loyalty. Just like the rest of the non 1%er rand-humpers.

Wonkette : Sarah Palin Brings Her Patented Wit To Bear On Refudiating Strawman Bergdahl Story

Thu, 5 Jun 2014 20:27:57 +0000

Alternate photo caption: Can you believe we get paid for this shit?

Wonkette : Scott Brown Got Millions To Shill For Gun Company So Fake And Grifty Sarah Palin Probably Turned The

Tue, 3 Jun 2014 20:38:34 +0000

IT'S ALWAYS PROJECTION

Wonkette : Scott Brown Got Millions To Shill For Gun Company So Fake And Grifty Sarah Palin Probably Turned The

Tue, 3 Jun 2014 20:12:50 +0000

Right now Scott is furiously trying to determine whether Jeanne Shaheen has any native american heritage issues to bludgeon her with and planning a shirtless truck-wash.

Wonkette : How To Cancel Your Wonkette Subscription, And Other Important Answers To Terrible Questions

Thu, 22 May 2014 21:44:02 +0000

*slow clap leading to crescendo like in Rudy*

Wonkette : You'll Never Believe Which Inhuman Monster Doesn't Care To Find Nigerian Schoolgirls (It's Glenn Gre

Thu, 8 May 2014 17:50:06 +0000

Is this important? decision tree for humanity: Does this personally affect Glenn or his interests Y/N? Fin.

Wonkette : Mean Oregon Reporters Don't Know Their Place, Fail To Treat Joke Candidate Seriously Enough

Mon, 5 May 2014 23:37:49 +0000

thank you for the clarification. the type is so small on this pocket constitution that I picked up at the ~~million~~ tens of wingnuts march way back when.

Wonkette : Mean Oregon Reporters Don't Know Their Place, Fail To Treat Joke Candidate Seriously Enough

Mon, 5 May 2014 20:57:45 +0000

I'm not sure which constitutional amendment requires that things be "fair and balanced" using the fox news "definition" of those terms. 8th? I'm only sure that it's not the 1st, 2nd or 10th.

Wonkette : NBC Hires Expert To Figure Out Mystery of Why David Gregory's Show Sucks So Hard

Mon, 21 Apr 2014 18:01:31 +0000

Gregory: If you guys buy me some kneepads, I'll fellate Gramps McCain for the first segment of the show. People like that!

Wonkette : Larry Klayman Will Help Bundy Ranch Militia Heroes To Second Amendment All Over Obama's Face

Mon, 21 Apr 2014 17:58:03 +0000

Words have no meaning any more. See: how tyranny is used by the professional victim class.

Wonkette : Of Course Hillary Clinton Paid Someone Off To Throw Shoe At Her, Says Some Dumb Idiot

Mon, 14 Apr 2014 20:52:38 +0000

same as it ever was: IT'S ALWAYS PROJECTION.

Wonkette : Special Prosecutors Dismiss Case Against Liberal Group, Explain James O'Keefe Is A Liar

Tue, 8 Apr 2014 15:53:44 +0000

These things won't work for okeefe until Sheldon adelson buys him some cgi tools so he can invent the "veritas" from whole cloth.

Wonkette : Another Family Values Congresscritter Caught Extramaritally Smoochy-Facing Aide (Updated!)

Mon, 7 Apr 2014 21:26:11 +0000

Ms. Peacock did it in the alley with Hep C. No? Fine, the candlestick.

Wonkette : George W. Bush Very Sad That His Privacy Was Invaded, Boo Hoo

Thu, 3 Apr 2014 17:36:25 +0000

Does anyone want to invest in my company that will modify hoverrounds to pull tumbrels? Reuse ftw.