MsMollyD

MsMollyD

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9 years ago @ The Toast - How To Tell If You Are... · 0 replies · +6 points

"You are a member of a wonderful fellowship of diverse people united by love and loyalty, but soon it must come to an end. And when the world you know begins to fade away, at long last you will go to the shore and board a ship, and take to the Sea."

I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE.

9 years ago @ The Toast - Saga NorĂ©n, the Autis... · 0 replies · +4 points

I was also going to suggest Dr. Temperance Brennan from tv's Bones. According to Wikipedia her character was based on a woman with aspergers, although she is never explicitly labeled that way in the series.

9 years ago @ The Toast - Liar, Gambler, Coward,... · 0 replies · +8 points

This is both nothing like my family and yet expresses my family perfectly. I'm so glad I got to read it.

9 years ago @ The Toast - Horrifying Stories Mad... · 0 replies · +12 points

Toast comment section: MALLORY, NO!!!
Mallory: MALLORY YES

(I'm going to try to go back to forgetting that this story exists in the world. But also I once made a piece of art that used pictures of Hello Kitty and the title of this story.)

9 years ago @ octopus pie - #900 + 901 - the weath... · 2 replies · +26 points

I LOLed at "tickets to a hole in the bathroom wall to watch Hamilton, but it wasn't even the full cast that night, so..."

9 years ago @ The Toast - Horrifying Children's ... · 1 reply · +58 points

Aarne-Thompson type 955, the robber bridegroom.

Be bold. Be bold, but not too bold, lest you destabilize the foundation of your marriage with your instinct that (much as you trust your husband) something is clearly Not Right here.

But it is not so, and it was not so, and God forbid it should be so.

9 years ago @ The Toast - Past Lenten Sacrifices... · 0 replies · +2 points

I gave up Twinkies one Lent when I was around 10 or 11. So... I apparently ate Twinkies regularly enough back then for it to be a real sacrifice.

9 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 0 replies · +3 points

The banjo, the cashmere shawl, the fedora and pinstripes guy. These are some of the all time AskMe greats. The Toast comment section is clearly filled with kindred spirits.

9 years ago @ The Toast - Children's Stories Mad... · 0 replies · +12 points

I also hate both Frog and Toad and The Wind in the Willows. My people, I have found you!

9 years ago @ The Toast - Paintings Of Saul And ... · 0 replies · +10 points

Poor Red Scharlach. First none of the tv stations credit her with being the source of Otters Who Look Like Benedict Cumberbatch, and then Mallory independently invents Mighty Moments in Slash History. http://redscharlach.tumblr.com/tagged/mighty-mome...

Check out that URL if you want to see more homoerotic classical art, is what I'm saying.