en-us https://www.intensedebate.com/users/1016546 Comments by Michael Ventrella http://candorville.com/2016/02/08/the-postmortem-on-the-double-date/#IDComment1012499377 Yes, the nursing home -- where these two will still be together. Mon, 8 Feb 2016 16:47:22 +0000 http://candorville.com/2016/02/08/the-postmortem-on-the-double-date/#IDComment1012499377 http://candorville.com/2015/11/23/just-fade-away/#IDComment1004596804 If only there was someone perfect for Lemont ... Mon, 23 Nov 2015 15:16:20 +0000 http://candorville.com/2015/11/23/just-fade-away/#IDComment1004596804 http://candorville.com/2015/09/26/flat-earther/#IDComment996806670 I see she has her real love in a picture on the wall behind her... Sat, 26 Sep 2015 18:25:52 +0000 http://candorville.com/2015/09/26/flat-earther/#IDComment996806670 http://candorville.com/2015/05/16/when-lemont-dropped-his-phone-in-the-toilet/#IDComment972303748 It gets really shitty reception Mon, 18 May 2015 23:44:03 +0000 http://candorville.com/2015/05/16/when-lemont-dropped-his-phone-in-the-toilet/#IDComment972303748 http://candorville.com/2014/11/02/voter-id-laws/#IDComment904762978 For Whom the Bell Tolls? Is that an autobiography? Doesn't he want to read "Bloodsuckers"? :) Tue, 4 Nov 2014 16:33:57 +0000 http://candorville.com/2014/11/02/voter-id-laws/#IDComment904762978 http://wonkette.com/553044/icelandic-girl-with-freaky-english-name-cant-get-passport#IDComment847876724 Bjork, Bjork! It's a wonderful gown The beak is up And it's covered with down Bjork, Bjoooooooork..... Fri, 27 Jun 2014 22:50:53 +0000 http://wonkette.com/553044/icelandic-girl-with-freaky-english-name-cant-get-passport#IDComment847876724 http://candorville.com/2013/12/14/clyde-watches-his-show/#IDComment767414466 Thought he was a Gilligan's Island fan. Sat, 14 Dec 2013 05:48:23 +0000 http://candorville.com/2013/12/14/clyde-watches-his-show/#IDComment767414466 http://candorville.com/2013/10/20/halloween/#IDComment737737257 I wonder if people will assume you made up the Horta ... Sun, 20 Oct 2013 16:00:17 +0000 http://candorville.com/2013/10/20/halloween/#IDComment737737257 http://candorville.com/2013/07/22/boycotting-florida/#IDComment734729524 That would be up to Darren. I kind of think he'd like you to buy the book. :) Mon, 14 Oct 2013 17:54:59 +0000 http://candorville.com/2013/07/22/boycotting-florida/#IDComment734729524 http://candorville.com/2013/08/22/she-appreciates-him/#IDComment705250020 These two have had one of the longest unfulfilled romantic comedy relationships ever. It's worse than "Moonlighting." ;) Thu, 22 Aug 2013 16:16:04 +0000 http://candorville.com/2013/08/22/she-appreciates-him/#IDComment705250020 http://candorville.com/2013/08/07/the-private-facebook-message/#IDComment695853349 If this were a sitcom, they would both be on dating sites with fake names and hook up with each other, "You've Got Mail" style. Thu, 8 Aug 2013 01:57:46 +0000 http://candorville.com/2013/08/07/the-private-facebook-message/#IDComment695853349 http://candorville.com/2013/07/22/boycotting-florida/#IDComment687849049 Thank you very much! (You may like the afterword I wrote for "Katrina's Ghost" too!) Fri, 26 Jul 2013 21:10:24 +0000 http://candorville.com/2013/07/22/boycotting-florida/#IDComment687849049 http://candorville.com/2013/07/04/five-to-four-decisions/#IDComment673752039 It all comes down to Justice Kennedy who swings both ways. Fri, 5 Jul 2013 04:17:19 +0000 http://candorville.com/2013/07/04/five-to-four-decisions/#IDComment673752039 http://candorville.com/2013/04/21/the-sliders-joke/#IDComment624575725 (Also the Star Trek symbol is upside down) What a twist! Sun, 21 Apr 2013 14:38:56 +0000 http://candorville.com/2013/04/21/the-sliders-joke/#IDComment624575725 http://candorville.com/2013/03/13/retirement/#IDComment595612664 Those are great caskets by the way, because they apparently also allow for your resurrection. Fri, 15 Mar 2013 00:05:31 +0000 http://candorville.com/2013/03/13/retirement/#IDComment595612664 http://candorville.com/2012/12/31/gary/#IDComment532790361 I shared this on Facebook and it's going viral among my nerdiest friends. And one friend tried to imagine Kirk yelling "Gaaaarrrryyyyyyy!" Mon, 31 Dec 2012 19:31:50 +0000 http://candorville.com/2012/12/31/gary/#IDComment532790361 http://candorville.com/2011/12/20/lemonts-holiday-part-2/#IDComment527956416 I went back and looked this up, a year later, so I could share with my writer friends. I wish there was a way to post these cartoons on Facebook. Instead, all I can post is a link. Tue, 25 Dec 2012 16:23:43 +0000 http://candorville.com/2011/12/20/lemonts-holiday-part-2/#IDComment527956416 http://candorville.com/2012/09/27/going-back-to-work-4/#IDComment451633168 Whoa. Do journalists make that much, really? Sat, 29 Sep 2012 19:37:12 +0000 http://candorville.com/2012/09/27/going-back-to-work-4/#IDComment451633168 http://candorville.com/2012/05/05/razing-arizona-12/#IDComment354928754 Well, you deserve it. I just wanted to make sure I wasn't having an extreme case of deja vu. Sat, 5 May 2012 23:14:45 +0000 http://candorville.com/2012/05/05/razing-arizona-12/#IDComment354928754 http://candorville.com/2012/05/05/razing-arizona-12/#IDComment354714043 Is this a rerun? Sat, 5 May 2012 15:01:40 +0000 http://candorville.com/2012/05/05/razing-arizona-12/#IDComment354714043