maddie

maddie

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10 years ago @ The Toast - Kind-Hearted Reality S... · 1 reply · +10 points

haha, real talk, my sister was on that show!

10 years ago @ The Toast - Inexplicably Insulting... · 2 replies · +42 points

I had a roommate who called me "lovie" and it always made my hair stand on end with rage. Whenever anyone uses a term of endearment with me I always want to lean in real close and hiss into their faces "did I give you PERMISSION"

10 years ago @ The Toast - Let's Talk About The B... · 0 replies · +41 points

I recently read 2 Murakami books in a row, and between the two of them, 3 totally different women get strangled by bathrobe sashes.

...I don't know what that means, but probably nothing good.

10 years ago @ The Toast - Let's Talk About The B... · 0 replies · +11 points

Mark Danielewski is straight up cats walking on a keyboard, pretty sure

10 years ago @ The Toast - Let's Talk About The B... · 1 reply · +18 points

Wuthering Heights. I definitely read it about 12 years too late; mostly I was SUPER annoyed at everyone, including the framing narrator, and abandoned it halfway through because once you get to 100 pages and you still hate the book you should be allowed to stop.

10 years ago @ The Toast - Shirley Jackson and Me · 0 replies · +4 points

wait, a musical adaptation?? where? how?

10 years ago @ The Toast - My Favourite Deleted C... · 1 reply · +33 points

I'm laughing, but also falling down the stairs in despair. I have been so naive to think "wow! All the comments on toast articles are so great! This must be a part of the internet that terrible people don't go to/haven't found yet!' I should have known that terribleness is an elementary particle, and only policing comments keeps it at bay.

10 years ago @ The Toast - Realistic Recipes for ... · 1 reply · +13 points

THE RECIPE CALLING FOR MORE ZEST THAN THE JUICE YOU NEED. This ruins me every time. That, and needing 3 egg yolks but only 1 egg white. I know there are ways to save these things and use them later, but why can't they just be eveennnnnn

11 years ago @ The Toast - Friday Open Thread · 0 replies · +1 points

11 years ago @ The Toast - Let's Talk About The M... · 0 replies · +2 points

I always end up struggling to explain why I hate this movie at parties. So glad to know that someone else shares this hate!!