malloryelis

malloryelis

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118 weeks ago @ The Toast - Toast Points for the W... · 5 replies · +4 points

Ad revenue is great! Do not feel the need to click through to things you don't want or need, but if you see something on the site advertised that you WOULD like, it is great for us if you click through then.

You may be confusing Nicole's husband with Nick Pavich, who was with us when we started the site, but is no longer affiliated with us in any way. He was not our benefactor.

119 weeks ago @ The Toast - Gigi, Mostly · 0 replies · +26 points

THE WAY SHE SAYS T O P A Z

119 weeks ago @ The Toast - Gigi, Mostly · 1 reply · +30 points

I mean! Aunt Alicia had a pretty great life as one!

119 weeks ago @ The Toast - Gigi, Mostly · 3 replies · +50 points

It is the definition of a Problematic Song, but you definitely feel like Chevalier is not saying "how cool that preadolescents are romantically available to me" but "Ah, girls! Zey become WEEMAIN. And I love ZE WEEMAIN."

119 weeks ago @ The Toast - Gigi, Mostly · 2 replies · +32 points

also yes, Gigi is maybe not the movie for you if you are looking for an escape from gender essentialism

119 weeks ago @ The Toast - Gigi, Mostly · 3 replies · +73 points

Literally the only man in all of human history who could pull that song off. HO HO HO, I AM SO GALLIC AND FULL OF ZEST FOR LIFE, HOW WONDERFUL THAT CHILDREN GROW UP AND EXPERIENCE THINGS, I AM THE HUMAN EQUIVALENT OF THE CANDLESTICK FROM BEAUTY AND THE BEAST

120 weeks ago @ The Toast - Every Time Someone‚Äôs... · 1 reply · +7 points

I LOVE SCOTT

120 weeks ago @ The Toast - Movie Yelling With Mal... · 0 replies · +44 points

oh no no I am boisterously and jokily yelling back at you in the clearly joyful spirit you yelled at me with!!! ALL IS WELL

120 weeks ago @ The Toast - Movie Yelling With Mal... · 2 replies · +87 points

THE TITLE OF THIS PIECE IS YELLING ABOUT STAR WARS, OBVIOUSLY I AM GOING TO YELL ABOUT STAR WARS IN IT

120 weeks ago @ The Toast - Movie Yelling With Mal... · 3 replies · +119 points

OH I'M SORRY, WERE YOU SURPRISED THAT THE ARTICLE ABOUT "STAR WARS" TALKED ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED IN "STAR WARS"