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7 years ago @ The Toast - How Old Were You When ... · 0 replies · +169 points

No, I've been rolling nonstop for sixteen years. Someone please help.

7 years ago @ The Toast - The King O' The Cats · 3 replies · +94 points

It would be like herding... something very disorganized and defiant. Some kind of... fiercely independent animal that would resist herding.

7 years ago @ The Toast - The First Line Of Ever... · 0 replies · +186 points

I'm going back to bed, since I have already read the best line I'm going to read all week.

“I used to be a lot of things ... I have money now instead.”

7 years ago @ The Toast - Which Classic Hollywoo... · 0 replies · +74 points

Worst case scenario:

Kathy and Don have a private understanding, sleep in separate bedrooms, and frequently welcome their dear friend and houseguest Cosmo, who, it is rumored, has his own room at the Lockwood mansion. He in fact does not, and Don and Kathy's bedrooms are the only ones that ever get used.

The household staff know what goes on, as do the tabloids, but the more intrusive stories are not given much weight in the mainstream media until after Don's death in the mid '70s, although Cosmo is still euphemistically referred to as an "upside-down chimneysweep."

8 years ago @ The Toast - Let's Talk About Our F... · 0 replies · +5 points

Until they reformatted how statuses are displayed, and the status would be shown on the same line as your name, I would still write my statuses in that format. It wasn't until they added a line break (and then a while) that I stopped doing that.

8 years ago @ The Toast - Things I Have Mistaken... · 1 reply · +85 points

I expect to see most of these as side characters on the sequel to Inside Out.

8 years ago @ The Toast - Quiz: Are You a Pessim... · 1 reply · +98 points

Better glass one or glass two.

Glass one.

Glass two.

One.

Two.

8 years ago @ The Toast - Horrifying Stories Mad... · 1 reply · +37 points

They probably assumed she had no say in the matter.

8 years ago @ The Toast - The Return Of The Prod... · 1 reply · +72 points

A young man demanded his inheritance from his father. His father kicked him out of his house.

THE END

8 years ago @ The Toast - Horrifying Children's ... · 3 replies · +130 points

Coming soon: Horrific Stories Made Even Worse

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