lilybrisko

lilybrisko

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279 weeks ago @ The Toast - Words That Should Actu... · 0 replies · +10 points

"Games" as something undesirable in courtship and dating. Really? You'd do away with playful banter, silliness and fun? Ok then, please swivel your infrared Dalek-eye onto someone else. NO don't come over here! Ugh, blocking you now!
(Meanwhile the fleet of giant knobby pepper shakers has caught a female scent: "FORRR-NICATE! FORRR-NICATE!")

279 weeks ago @ The Toast - Words That Should Actu... · 0 replies · +4 points

Attitude, as something the speaker does not want to be given. This usage has baffled and irritated me my entire life.

279 weeks ago @ The Toast - Words That Should Actu... · 0 replies · +7 points

But that's what makes it so satisfying to say!

279 weeks ago @ The Toast - Words That Should Actu... · 0 replies · +12 points

"Big Girl" to describe an adult woman who is fat

279 weeks ago @ The Toast - Words That Should Actu... · 1 reply · +11 points

"War On [abstract intangible concept that is difficult to merely define, much less attack or vanquish]"

279 weeks ago @ The Toast - Words That Should Actu... · 1 reply · +42 points

It actually feels much worse to realize that you've given your friendship and trust to someone who's only been mimicking kindness in the hope that you'd eventually touch his wee wee.

284 weeks ago @ The Toast - I Want You To Fight Ab... · 0 replies · +5 points

They still are, and they carry creepy dinosaur parasites and dinosaur flu.

285 weeks ago @ The Toast - Please Don't Forget Th... · 3 replies · +225 points

There is a real live wonderful and deserving charity for snatch repair though! The Fistula Foundation treats women who have been torn open from difficult childbirth and shoddy obstetrics. The resulting injury is gruesome, can cause incontinence, social ostracization, plus bad infection and brutal pain. Getting snatch repair really saves these women's lives! It's www.fistulafoundation.org, in loving memory of Mallory ;-)

295 weeks ago @ The Toast - What To Do With Yourse... · 0 replies · +1 points

Does anyone else think it's weird that someone is named Nicole Nichols? Or did I miss something?

297 weeks ago @ The Toast - Writing About Men With... · 0 replies · +1 points

I'm reading Nathaniel P right now and I think it's hilarious. Then again, I don't read many novels these days; but after consuming far too much Great Misogynist Literature as a wee young thing I'm finding Waldman's play on those tropes to be delicious. 'Spose I'll follow it with Hurston's Moses for something more substantial.