Jonesey

Jonesey

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420 weeks ago @ O Hell Nawl - A wretch... - Food drives are GREAT!... · 0 replies · +1 points

EVERYTHING you said Bef... everything. That whole thing is disgraceful.

420 weeks ago @ O Hell Nawl - A wretch... - Dear OHN, Now that we ... · 0 replies · +9 points

Aaah, to be 17 again... in the head, at least.
This is some dumb shyt. My advice is move on and mature, whatever this is, it is not going anywhere good.

422 weeks ago @ O Hell Nawl - A wretch... - Germans make a better ... · 1 reply · +7 points

PS: "Rakede" is sort of a dialect spelling of "Rakete", which is the German word for rocket. Just... because I can. ;)

422 weeks ago @ O Hell Nawl - A wretch... - Germans make a better ... · 2 replies · +10 points

Nooot bad at all.

Basically - verse 1 is about how his girlfriend walked out on him, he doesn't know what to do with himself, he spent his time eating chips in front of the TV, calling into ripoff quiz shows, now he's broke, his life feels like a bar of soap that keeps slipping away from him the more he tries to grab it (and some pun about people fighting about his ass while he's trying to do that). The "hook" is basically he's asking someone to please pass the axe.
Verse 2 is about how he lives off of cigarettes and coffee, can't get ish done, has no plans and so on.

Y'all feel free to rock out on it, it's absolutely correct and it's fairly clever, lyric-wise.

423 weeks ago @ O Hell Nawl - A wretch... - What I don't get about... · 1 reply · +17 points

Now, I have just as little respect for gold diggers as I have for 'model scouts'.
I will say this though - those on both sides who complain about it the loudest are usually those who do not fit the pattern of prey of the respective shallow hunter... and would probably love to.
I can't muster any hate for either because I'm not out for riches and I have just about zero interest in the type of man who goes after looks only.
They have their markets, they can stick with those, I'm not mad.

423 weeks ago @ O Hell Nawl - A wretch... - Say Something Nice - T... · 0 replies · +1 points

Looking like spring broke.

424 weeks ago @ O Hell Nawl - A wretch... - Muscles and an S-Curl ... · 0 replies · +6 points

Dude... out here looking like the extra that was just TOO extra for David LaChapelle to make it into RiZe.
Sounding like Keith Sweat's tone-deaf cousin straining on the toilet and all.
Someone needs to introduce him to Majela ZeZe Diamond, I feel their artistic chemistry would just be off the damn charts.
Like OFF them. Like NEVER EVER get ON them.

424 weeks ago @ O Hell Nawl - A wretch... - Muscles and an S-Curl ... · 0 replies · +6 points

Juuuuust the face I'm making right now.

424 weeks ago @ O Hell Nawl - A wretch... - America‚Äôs First Toil... · 1 reply · +1 points

I was just about to call WFS... and then I looked up where the idea came from.
PHEW. At least this one is not on us.

425 weeks ago @ O Hell Nawl - A wretch... - Carrie in the Coffee S... · 0 replies · +4 points

Dude... I'd be to amazed to move. Probably grinning, too.
Might actually ask her to join forces... ;)