Oh dear - Bronson sounds like a shady little character haha. My 6 year old has tried to put some pretty shifty spin on some of the things I catch him doing lately (it's amusing but frustrating haha) - I like to think they will outgrow that US president pretty fast as long as we keep an eye on them!
Haha good on you! People are just worried there will be sober witnesses when they make asses of themselves. I can't stand people who think you can't have/be fun without alcohol. I think they're the ones who aren't fun. Imagine being scared you couldn't be a sparkling personality all because you didn't drink booze? Relying on it to have people think you're fun! How limiting! Also, have you ever been to a Muslim wedding? Those things are freakin' FUN. Not a drink in sight! You do you! I love me a bit of wine or a cocktail but I can go weeks without drinking and I am totally fine with that - I don't think I'm different drunk or sober - I'm just a fruit loop anyway haha.
Hahaha I love being bra-less at home but in no way can I handle it if someone besides my husband (and clueless kid) sees me in that state! If a delivery comes to my door and I'm caught unaware I cross my arms and awkwardly sign for the package and hunch. I'm sure everyone knows what's up but I do it anyway!
Haha I have always romanticised memories of picking and eating mulberries as a child. Then I go to my parents' house (they have a couple of very impressively sized bushes), pick one for my kid, watch the juices threatening to stain everything, and I am cured haha.
Awww. Happy birthday,Scotto! I want to know more about this Brick For Brains thing - so amazing haha.
I love that! I hate the pressure to impress the teachers with your lunchbox efforts these days. I don't think my son's school is the worst for this but I am too scared to find out!
Awww I hope the chook will be OK! My dad had to kill some roosters once. He was so hesitant, he tried to give them sedatives first because he didn't want to hurt them with the axe when he tried to behead them. Sedatives! But then the drugs didn't work and he was traumatised by the whole ordeal when the headless chook ran around for a while. After that, he just let a rooster become his pet (not the headless one of course) and it followed him around his 5 acres, along with the dogs and cats.
Anyway, what I'm trying to say is that I think you've made a good choice you can live with x
Oh, wow. That is quite the glitch! I studied The Matrix in high school and I still can't get my head around it!
Haha. My husband gets a bless you the first time or two. After that it's, "FUCK YOU. STOP SNEEZING. WHAT THE FUCK, MAN."
I am obviously not a tolerant woman.
I'm one of those idiots who thinks that if you think about something you want too much, you've jinxed it. Which is fine until you try to tell yourself not to think about something and then it's all you can think about. It's exhausting in my brain.
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