kellycatchpole

kellycatchpole

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8 years ago @ The Toast - Inappropriate Ways to ... · 0 replies · +48 points

*thunderous applause*

8 years ago @ The Toast - Texts From A Tiny Glow... · 0 replies · +54 points

tbh my entire mental heuristic for "the deepest crevices of the ocean" is just the Rock Bottom episode of Spongebob

8 years ago @ The Toast - Texts From A Tiny Glow... · 1 reply · +27 points

it's DELIGHTFUL

8 years ago @ The Toast - Texts From A Tiny Glow... · 0 replies · +98 points

probably a relief for my mother that this discovery came to light after Christmas because legit my Christmas list would have just been a bunch of pictures of this lil shark copy-pasted into a Word doc

8 years ago @ The Toast - Books Are My Best Friends · 0 replies · +23 points

I will keep printed copies of this article in my purse, that I may hand them out to every person I see wearing an "I'd Rather Be Reading"-type t-shirt.

8 years ago @ The Toast - Cocktail Hour: Open Th... · 3 replies · +40 points

this seems like such a weird thing about but there were SO many women in the background, and that made me so happy. women with jobs! women with throwaway lines! women with no lines, walking by and doing things! women in roles that, in most movies, are given to white men by default! like there was an intention on the part of the directory to buck white-man-as-default-extra casting and I loved it. I LOVED it.

8 years ago @ The Toast - Inexplicably Insulting... · 3 replies · +82 points

IT IS SOMEHOW INFANTALIZING. it's just "hey, Mary" for a new season of entitled blond dolt with rich-boy-daddy issues.

8 years ago @ The Toast - Inexplicably Insulting... · 25 replies · +170 points

my theory is that in all of human history, no one has used the word "Pal" in anything but derision.

also "Ace." Because: Fuck Logan Huntzberger.

8 years ago @ The Toast - We Will Now List The N... · 1 reply · +8 points

this is the best fan fiction i have EVER read.

SOMEONE DO THE GOLDEN GIRLS.

8 years ago @ The Toast - Kyle Mooney Should Nev... · 0 replies · +4 points

Kyle Mooney is disturbingly close to the bottom of the Rolling Stone Ranking of SNL cast members, and frankly This Will Not Stand.