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9 years ago @ Wonkette - Best Justice Ever Ruth... · 0 replies · +22 points

Ruth BALLER Ginsburg.

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Grifty Wussy Men's Rig... · 0 replies · +39 points

MENGHAZI !!!!!1!

10 years ago @ Wonkette - There Is Nothing Funny... · 2 replies · +1 points

Maybe, although
"We began pushing the second and third drugs in the protocol," said Oklahoma Department of Corrections Director Robert Patton. "There was some concern at that time that the drugs were not having the effect. So the doctor observed the line and determined that the line had blown." He added that Lockett's vein had "exploded."
Calling someone "Doctor" who is not would seem to be pretty crazy and/or dishonest on the DoC Director's part, no? And I would think you would need a doctor, or at least an EMT to pronounce death, right? Otherwise this would seem to be a pretty slipshod affair.
Oh, wait....

10 years ago @ Wonkette - There Is Nothing Funny... · 5 replies · +8 points

Here's a question: why are there not "pro-life" people protesting outside the houses of the "Doctors" who participate in executions?
Because if you are Doctor that helps purposely inject (eventually) lethal chemicals into a human, you are just a Death Technician.

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Republican Goyim Go To... · 1 reply · +19 points

So, do they all dance around a golden statue of Adelson, or what?

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Wisconsin GOP Dude Jas... · 2 replies · +21 points

Was it the duck-lips selfie pose or the douchiest haircut of 2014 that turned you off?

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Virginia Ku Klux Klan ... · 0 replies · +6 points

Shonda, ya'll!

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Court Orders Kansas To... · 0 replies · +11 points

How long before the US Supremes tell poor kids to shut the fuck up and grab a broom if they want an education like their betters?

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Colorado Charter Schoo... · 1 reply · +23 points

That struck me as odd, too: the catering manager resigns rather than stop stamping kids' hands? There must be something else going on there. Then again, never bet against people's ability to be assholes.

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Responsible Gun Owners... · 0 replies · +3 points

Especially since that gun he has is a pellet rifle.