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9 years ago @ The Toast - Women About To Commit ... · 5 replies · +78 points

True story: My daughter once looked up at me lovingly and said, "When I grow up I want to be just like you."

Me: "Aww, you do?"

Her: "Yes, I'm going to have your earrings and your boobies. I will have all of your things."

Me: *backs away slowly*

9 years ago @ The Toast - Terrifying Screenshots... · 1 reply · +10 points

Well thanks! I'm glad to be writing there too :)

9 years ago @ The Toast - Terrifying Screenshots... · 3 replies · +82 points

Can we create a Kickstarter to fund an ambulance outside everyone of these people's houses? Because, NO.

10 years ago @ The Toast - Eat Me: Can S/he Make ... · 2 replies · +2 points

Cup! cup! Editor friends - can you add in? Apologies!

10 years ago @ The Toast - Eat Me: Can S/he Make ... · 0 replies · +4 points

Thank you!

I used to do this with my mom and sister and it took us like half hour or so. I think by yourself you could do an hour - but yeah, no joke.

10 years ago @ The Toast - Eat Me: Can S/he Make ... · 0 replies · +3 points

This makes me SO HAPPY to hear.

10 years ago @ The Toast - Eat Me: Can S/he Make ... · 0 replies · +1 points

Thank you!!

10 years ago @ The Toast - Sunday Sauce, Saving Me · 0 replies · +46 points

Thank you for the kind words and support, folks - means a lot. And extra thanks to Nicole, who showed extraordinary care with this piece as an editor.

10 years ago @ The Toast - Eat Me: The Bawdy Pot ... · 0 replies · +2 points

I will take this in the nicest way - thank you so much :)

10 years ago @ The Toast - Eat Me: The Little Gar... · 0 replies · +8 points

Yes! It's Go Natural on Queens Blvd near 45th street. If you go in say hi to my dad; he'll love it.

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