gdp's Comments

chainsawsuit by kris straub : 99 problems

Tue, 21 Feb 2012 07:48:56 +0000

I adore this comment and, by extension, you. Would you like to "go steady," with me Blastcut?

chainsawsuit by kris straub : lesser dragon shouts

Fri, 17 Feb 2012 11:16:58 +0000

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chainsawsuit by kris straub : chainsawsuit watches it for you: battleship

Wed, 15 Feb 2012 09:00:31 +0000

I feel like a much better usage of the license would be to re-release WarGames, entirely unaltered except for calling it "Battleship," now. In fact, forget the title change.

chainsawsuit by kris straub : guys night out

Wed, 1 Feb 2012 11:13:15 +0000

"I'm having an Arbor Day party! We'll heat some meats outside and put them in our mouths!"

chainsawsuit by kris straub : ambien NM

Tue, 31 Jan 2012 09:55:24 +0000

And yet still you post. That's... admirable? Maybe?

chainsawsuit by kris straub : the implicit nature of transaction

Wed, 25 Jan 2012 09:37:43 +0000

I'm more partial to the one about the naughty school girl who forgets to do her homework, and Mr. Ramrod stays after school to help her study the periodic table, due to his interest in seeing young minds live up to their full potential.

chainsawsuit by kris straub : sopa pipa

Wed, 18 Jan 2012 09:09:12 +0000

I think the key is for us to all be self-policing, and avoid any potential copyright disputes before they happen, as outlined in this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51KsXq2S8NE

chainsawsuit by kris straub : more facebook notifications

Fri, 13 Jan 2012 12:38:31 +0000

Eunice Jorgenson-Chardwig is a gorgeous name. Bard-ing will come back as a viable career choice solely so people can sing of it.

chainsawsuit by kris straub : more facebook notifications

Fri, 13 Jan 2012 10:25:36 +0000

I'm choosing to remain optimistic. I want to believe Sarah and Jeff will work out their troubles, and some day, get married. A progressive couple for these progressive times, they will hyphenate. They will name their beautiful daughter after a beloved aunt. Eunice Jorgenson-Chardwig will grow up to become a poet.

chainsawsuit by kris straub : addictions and the human toll

Fri, 6 Jan 2012 10:59:46 +0000

Ryan Sohmer's gonna read this and say, "Not cool, bro." But then he'll get over it and fuck twenty bitches 'cause YEAH MAN WHOOOOOOOOO

chainsawsuit by kris straub : mouthside service

Thu, 5 Jan 2012 08:12:20 +0000

Because the Health Department lacks VISION.

chainsawsuit by kris straub : a lesser holiday tradition

Wed, 4 Jan 2012 10:45:31 +0000

One nice thing about Santa Crab is that he doesn't really care where you hang your stocking, or how much care you put into it. Just toss that shit wherever, man.

chainsawsuit by kris straub : fat tuesday

Tue, 3 Jan 2012 20:19:09 +0000

Not all of them, no. Some women have pixelated blurs.

chainsawsuit by kris straub : troubles of a modern age

Thu, 29 Dec 2011 05:41:56 +0000

Poor guy doesn't even realize that Photoshop integrated a "Please remove my penis from this picture" plug-in three or four versions back.

chainsawsuit by kris straub : original baby

Mon, 7 Nov 2011 10:30:41 +0000

For an autobiographical assignment in a high school writing class, I had to ask my mom what my first words were. She said, "Man, I can't remember a time when you WEREN'T fucking talking." Thank you for joining me for this installment of Story Time with Jehu. Tune in next week when Kris writes a comic about Chex Mix and I use it as a springboard for talking about losing my virginity or something.

chainsawsuit by kris straub : monkfish braised in garlic and wine

Thu, 13 Oct 2011 08:57:04 +0000

Famous Chef says the face is cooked perfectly, but let's be honest - is there a BAD way to cook a face? That shit's like mac and cheese. You'd have to go out of your way to fuck up a plate of face.

chainsawsuit by kris straub : the greeting card biz

Tue, 27 Sep 2011 07:41:44 +0000

"I know you're skeptical, but just wait'll you taste the glue on the envelopes - a subtle combination of 'ten-dollar bottle of scotch' and 'my wife just left me.'"

chainsawsuit by kris straub : star trek: warp doctor

Mon, 5 Sep 2011 11:50:57 +0000

After the horrific explosion, an anachronistic Italian plumber was quoted as saying, "Ahh, the core wrecked-a me" before expiring.

chainsawsuit by kris straub : shoulder thoughts

Fri, 2 Sep 2011 09:16:24 +0000

I'm in my mid-twenties, which means I'm both invincible AND immortal. Also, I know everything there is to know about anything, forever and ever. It's pretty sweet, you guys. I'd recommend it.

chainsawsuit by kris straub : crypts and keepers

Tue, 30 Aug 2011 19:11:44 +0000

Dawson's Creek went to some weird places those last couple of seasons.