en-us https://www.intensedebate.com/users/1671750 Comments by Incitatus http://dealbreaker.com/2014/05/bonus-watch-14-ex-cons/#IDComment832564717 December 31, 2014 Dear Diary, Only 99 mil to go. C'mon, baby. Eye of the tiger. Only 99 to go. C'MON J, clock's tick tick ticking.... C'MON! Mon, 19 May 2014 19:14:34 +0000 http://dealbreaker.com/2014/05/bonus-watch-14-ex-cons/#IDComment832564717 http://dealbreaker.com/2014/04/tax-day-watch-14-the-travails-of-the-1/#IDComment818023481 OK, now I'm absolutely sure it's the IRS. Tue, 15 Apr 2014 19:52:52 +0000 http://dealbreaker.com/2014/04/tax-day-watch-14-the-travails-of-the-1/#IDComment818023481 http://dealbreaker.com/2014/04/tax-day-watch-14-the-travails-of-the-1/#IDComment818023315 I'm pretty sure this is the actual IRS responding. Tue, 15 Apr 2014 19:52:16 +0000 http://dealbreaker.com/2014/04/tax-day-watch-14-the-travails-of-the-1/#IDComment818023315 http://dealbreaker.com/2013/09/chatty-cbot-member-writes-check-he-cant-cash/#IDComment715316466 Yes, sitting in your leased Escalade at a dead stop for an hour on I-10 with the weekend smell of wet, decaying Cheerios wafting from the back 2 carseats... that's far superior, Kemosabe. Stop trolling for Texas. It is what it is, and needs absolutely no help from the likes of you. -Dude that won't believe you're native, yet fears you are, but then again hopes you're safely penned up in Austin Fri, 6 Sep 2013 19:27:04 +0000 http://dealbreaker.com/2013/09/chatty-cbot-member-writes-check-he-cant-cash/#IDComment715316466 http://dealbreaker.com/2013/08/opening-bell-08-16-13/#IDComment701143738 The Guardian story is a far better read if you substitute [THERMONUCLEAR WEAPON] for every gasping, scandalized mention of a firearm. Fri, 16 Aug 2013 14:31:32 +0000 http://dealbreaker.com/2013/08/opening-bell-08-16-13/#IDComment701143738 http://dealbreaker.com/2013/08/fabrice-tourre-will-never-sell-synthetic-cdos-in-this-town-again/#IDComment692043100 I'm with you. There's zero way I'd ever stake my life/liberty/property on my fellow citizens' ability to understand the difference between "checking" and "savings," much less the foibles and intricacies of IB deals. Thu, 1 Aug 2013 21:23:16 +0000 http://dealbreaker.com/2013/08/fabrice-tourre-will-never-sell-synthetic-cdos-in-this-town-again/#IDComment692043100 http://dealbreaker.com/2013/07/opening-bell-07-31-13/#IDComment691158801 Y'know, anyone capable of launching an unhinged tirade of that caliber can never understand the meaning of "I'm sorry" or "I was wrong." I do love the schizophrenia of it all. Wed, 31 Jul 2013 13:47:20 +0000 http://dealbreaker.com/2013/07/opening-bell-07-31-13/#IDComment691158801 http://dealbreaker.com/2013/07/opening-bell-07-31-13/#IDComment691155461 I thought it was more shocking for BI to just print all of it straight up, no asterisks, no hyphens. Wed, 31 Jul 2013 13:40:45 +0000 http://dealbreaker.com/2013/07/opening-bell-07-31-13/#IDComment691155461 http://dealbreaker.com/2013/07/opening-bell-07-17-13/#IDComment681654676 Of all the possible jokes for this story - and they are legion - you picked THIS one? Wed, 17 Jul 2013 13:25:29 +0000 http://dealbreaker.com/2013/07/opening-bell-07-17-13/#IDComment681654676 http://dealbreaker.com/2013/07/opening-bell-07-17-13/#IDComment681651030 "You gotta be kidding me." @therealmartinluther Wed, 17 Jul 2013 13:17:31 +0000 http://dealbreaker.com/2013/07/opening-bell-07-17-13/#IDComment681651030 http://dealbreaker.com/2013/06/opening-bell-06-20-13/#IDComment664984736 It's a complete push for me. "Flip a coin, your honor." Thu, 20 Jun 2013 13:55:45 +0000 http://dealbreaker.com/2013/06/opening-bell-06-20-13/#IDComment664984736 http://dealbreaker.com/2013/06/opening-bell-06-11-13/#IDComment659257440 My take was that he self-censored the part about him brandishing a 9mm. Think that sort of thing is frowned on up there. Tue, 11 Jun 2013 15:20:36 +0000 http://dealbreaker.com/2013/06/opening-bell-06-11-13/#IDComment659257440 http://dealbreaker.com/2013/06/opening-bell-06-07-13/#IDComment657154452 That's not a pro, it's a con. If it wasn't for y'all, Mexico would be Texican. Can you imagine what we would have done to that place in the ensuing 177 years? It would have been dotted with redneck trailers, ATV shops, meth labs, BBQ joints, and Coors Light cans from Baja to Guatemala. Only Cuernavaca would've survived as the place we cordon off for hippies. It would've been a PARADISE ON EARTH. Fri, 7 Jun 2013 18:45:02 +0000 http://dealbreaker.com/2013/06/opening-bell-06-07-13/#IDComment657154452 http://dealbreaker.com/2013/05/opening-bell-05-21-13/#IDComment647274018 Apparently "gimmicks" and "schemes" are code for "having decent tax attorneys" and "being able to navigate existing tax law." Tue, 21 May 2013 13:56:08 +0000 http://dealbreaker.com/2013/05/opening-bell-05-21-13/#IDComment647274018 http://dealbreaker.com/2013/04/if-youre-looking-for-a-drinking-buddy-look-no-further-than-tim-geithner-says-former-japanese-prime-minister/#IDComment612339898 Tell me, why is it "sake?" Is this not the proper term? -Dude that "enjoys" "beer" and other "alcohol" including "sake" Fri, 5 Apr 2013 17:03:35 +0000 http://dealbreaker.com/2013/04/if-youre-looking-for-a-drinking-buddy-look-no-further-than-tim-geithner-says-former-japanese-prime-minister/#IDComment612339898 http://dealbreaker.com/2013/03/blowing-your-bonus-watch-13-in-need-of-a-little-inspiration-consider-a-page-from-the-buzz-bissinger-playbook/#IDComment605372968 3 random thoughts, here: 1. I could look just as idiotic for a tiny fraction of 600 grand. 2. Everybody wants to be king of a kingdom, and I suppose that sadly includes your walk-in closet. 3. I bet his wife isn't worried. At all. Nope, not one little bit. Wed, 27 Mar 2013 17:32:50 +0000 http://dealbreaker.com/2013/03/blowing-your-bonus-watch-13-in-need-of-a-little-inspiration-consider-a-page-from-the-buzz-bissinger-playbook/#IDComment605372968 http://dealbreaker.com/2013/03/opening-bell-03-04-13/#IDComment584827756 I don't know which is more idiotic, Dennis freaking Rodman doing amateur international diplomacy or Kim Jong Un fancying that he could wage a grownup war in any legitimate sense. Mon, 4 Mar 2013 14:51:20 +0000 http://dealbreaker.com/2013/03/opening-bell-03-04-13/#IDComment584827756 http://dealbreaker.com/2013/02/housekeeping-foreign-correspondents/#IDComment576647392 Bess, I'm telling you, distant foreign outpost or not, this is your dude. Thu, 21 Feb 2013 22:31:46 +0000 http://dealbreaker.com/2013/02/housekeeping-foreign-correspondents/#IDComment576647392 http://dealbreaker.com/2013/02/dan-loebs-high-school-yearbook-can-be-yours/#IDComment576644831 I love the all-caps plea in Mardi Gras colored letters at the bottom of the eBay listing: "PLEASE DO NOT DRINK AND BID" Thu, 21 Feb 2013 22:25:59 +0000 http://dealbreaker.com/2013/02/dan-loebs-high-school-yearbook-can-be-yours/#IDComment576644831 http://dealbreaker.com/2013/02/sometimes-wells-fargo-uses-its-money-to-financing-to-businesses-like-a-bank/#IDComment576474715 "...the quite horribly named rifle maker Savage Sports." Tell me about it. -Viet Cong, circa 1968 Thu, 21 Feb 2013 17:17:15 +0000 http://dealbreaker.com/2013/02/sometimes-wells-fargo-uses-its-money-to-financing-to-businesses-like-a-bank/#IDComment576474715