en-us https://www.intensedebate.com/users/1674629 Comments by iburl http://wonkette.com/575485/gun-rights-fools-are-foolish-again-arent-you-just-floored#IDComment949248795 Freedumb Mon, 9 Feb 2015 19:29:02 +0000 http://wonkette.com/575485/gun-rights-fools-are-foolish-again-arent-you-just-floored#IDComment949248795 http://wonkette.com/575275/insane-anti-vaxxer-childrens-book-will-make-every-kid-want-measles#IDComment948498294 Is there any way that we can improve the immune systems of Chris Christie, Sarah Palin and Rand Paul? Perhaps chugging a Big Gulp of various diseases would help them? I care. Fri, 6 Feb 2015 22:38:11 +0000 http://wonkette.com/575275/insane-anti-vaxxer-childrens-book-will-make-every-kid-want-measles#IDComment948498294 http://wonkette.com/573618/fox-news-takes-insane-acid-trip-about-eric-holder-lynching-darren-wilson-in-yemen-it-is-just-wow#IDComment944134852 "Holder’s DOJ wants to control how cops do business." Yeah! What business is it of the Department of Justice how justice is meted out in the USA?!?!?!!11!BENGHAZ!IIII!!!9/11!?!? Fri, 23 Jan 2015 17:35:27 +0000 http://wonkette.com/573618/fox-news-takes-insane-acid-trip-about-eric-holder-lynching-darren-wilson-in-yemen-it-is-just-wow#IDComment944134852 http://wonkette.com/573021/serious-pundit-ron-fournier-blesses-us-with-a-state-of-the-union-viewing-guide-oh-joy#IDComment943151459 20 minutes after that tweet, I heard Ron show up on NPR national broadcast to share his wisdom with America's well-heeled liberal beemer drivers. Tue, 20 Jan 2015 18:13:31 +0000 http://wonkette.com/573021/serious-pundit-ron-fournier-blesses-us-with-a-state-of-the-union-viewing-guide-oh-joy#IDComment943151459 http://wonkette.com/571766/disgraced-gen-petraeus-might-go-to-prison-for-being-a-sexytime-spy#IDComment939939470 Which war did this genius win that we are still deeply embroiled in again? Sun, 11 Jan 2015 00:54:10 +0000 http://wonkette.com/571766/disgraced-gen-petraeus-might-go-to-prison-for-being-a-sexytime-spy#IDComment939939470 http://wonkette.com/569666/wnd-spills-blood-tears-jizz-in-exit-interview-with-michele-bachmann#IDComment930547568 Michelle strictly follows every commandment of God in the Old Testament that she wants to pay attention to. Shrimp anyone? Thu, 18 Dec 2014 23:20:57 +0000 http://wonkette.com/569666/wnd-spills-blood-tears-jizz-in-exit-interview-with-michele-bachmann#IDComment930547568 http://wonkette.com/568535/twitters-biggest-scumbag-chuck-c-johnson-outs-rape-victim-to-teach-feminazis-a-lesson#IDComment926100260 I hereby present Gary Legum with the "Chuck C. Johnson Is a Cunt Award For Journalism". Congratulations on your new status as an award winning journalist. Mon, 8 Dec 2014 17:38:54 +0000 http://wonkette.com/568535/twitters-biggest-scumbag-chuck-c-johnson-outs-rape-victim-to-teach-feminazis-a-lesson#IDComment926100260 http://wonkette.com/568099/gop-lady-who-called-obama-daughters-skanks-has-always-had-strong-opinions-that-suck#IDComment923812798 I bet the staffer that Louie Gohmert thinks is too stupid is a real hoot. Wed, 3 Dec 2014 20:00:52 +0000 http://wonkette.com/568099/gop-lady-who-called-obama-daughters-skanks-has-always-had-strong-opinions-that-suck#IDComment923812798 http://wonkette.com/567502/texas-gets-the-moses-wrote-the-constitution-textbooks-it-deserves#IDComment918628958 Because Moses was a real person and not a legend. Also, Santa Claus was the original Paul Revere. Mon, 24 Nov 2014 22:32:59 +0000 http://wonkette.com/567502/texas-gets-the-moses-wrote-the-constitution-textbooks-it-deserves#IDComment918628958 http://wonkette.com/566653/alex-jones-explains-how-net-neutrality-is-hitler#IDComment912035813 Well-Fed Babies are the Obamacare of Babies. Fri, 14 Nov 2014 23:17:15 +0000 http://wonkette.com/566653/alex-jones-explains-how-net-neutrality-is-hitler#IDComment912035813 http://wonkette.com/566587/with-friends-like-this-weirdo-open-carry-doesnt-need-enemies#IDComment911928011 If I can try on douche-boy here, I will. Fri, 14 Nov 2014 19:37:17 +0000 http://wonkette.com/566587/with-friends-like-this-weirdo-open-carry-doesnt-need-enemies#IDComment911928011 http://wonkette.com/566587/with-friends-like-this-weirdo-open-carry-doesnt-need-enemies#IDComment911927589 Your future house majority leader. Fri, 14 Nov 2014 19:36:22 +0000 http://wonkette.com/566587/with-friends-like-this-weirdo-open-carry-doesnt-need-enemies#IDComment911927589 http://wonkette.com/566399/fbi-tried-to-slut-shame-martin-luther-king-into-suicide-in-1964#IDComment910732004 No joke: I think he was going to receive his Nobel Prize in 34 days. Wed, 12 Nov 2014 22:07:47 +0000 http://wonkette.com/566399/fbi-tried-to-slut-shame-martin-luther-king-into-suicide-in-1964#IDComment910732004 http://wonkette.com/566399/fbi-tried-to-slut-shame-martin-luther-king-into-suicide-in-1964#IDComment910731379 Wow, they finally found the one thing that the FBI did that was ever wrong, neat. Wed, 12 Nov 2014 22:06:22 +0000 http://wonkette.com/566399/fbi-tried-to-slut-shame-martin-luther-king-into-suicide-in-1964#IDComment910731379 http://wonkette.com/565752/sixth-circuit-strikes-down-gay-marriage-for-stupid-reasons-that-are-dumb#IDComment906614755 All these questions of "Constitutionality" will be settled once we realize King Jesus is the only true ruler of His America and we allow Grand Ayatollah Gohmert to settle all these issues in His way. Fri, 7 Nov 2014 02:24:01 +0000 http://wonkette.com/565752/sixth-circuit-strikes-down-gay-marriage-for-stupid-reasons-that-are-dumb#IDComment906614755 http://wonkette.com/565752/sixth-circuit-strikes-down-gay-marriage-for-stupid-reasons-that-are-dumb#IDComment906613718 Be careful, you should wait for 30 minutes after getting a new vagina before scissoring. Fri, 7 Nov 2014 02:21:25 +0000 http://wonkette.com/565752/sixth-circuit-strikes-down-gay-marriage-for-stupid-reasons-that-are-dumb#IDComment906613718 http://wonkette.com/565590/ted-cruz-will-be-new-senate-majority-leader-pope-astronaut-and-ballerina#IDComment905756812 I believe that Gobshite Hatenozzle is the imp who eventually gay-married Rumplestiltskin, if I'm not mistaken. Mazel tov. Wed, 5 Nov 2014 22:42:06 +0000 http://wonkette.com/565590/ted-cruz-will-be-new-senate-majority-leader-pope-astronaut-and-ballerina#IDComment905756812 http://wonkette.com/565194/bill-maher-right-about-a-thing#IDComment904905804 She just figures Democrats win about half the time, and Republicans win about half the time, so if she is both, she wins all the time. Science. Tue, 4 Nov 2014 21:04:28 +0000 http://wonkette.com/565194/bill-maher-right-about-a-thing#IDComment904905804 http://wonkette.com/565011/bill-cosby-runs-and-hides-after-renewed-public-interest-in-all-those-rape-allegations#IDComment901950908 Who you gonna believe, the guy that told you New Coke was better than old coke, or 13 different women with similar creepy stories? Hmmm? Fri, 31 Oct 2014 20:12:57 +0000 http://wonkette.com/565011/bill-cosby-runs-and-hides-after-renewed-public-interest-in-all-those-rape-allegations#IDComment901950908 http://wonkette.com/565011/bill-cosby-runs-and-hides-after-renewed-public-interest-in-all-those-rape-allegations#IDComment901950250 Cosby is still funny (laughing at, not with) as he is losing his mind, check out his recent bizarre interviews with Letterman and Colbert for evidence of that. But, they were going to give him a sitcom? They do realize that he's borderline demented now, right? Not to mention the decades old rape allegations. Fri, 31 Oct 2014 20:11:47 +0000 http://wonkette.com/565011/bill-cosby-runs-and-hides-after-renewed-public-interest-in-all-those-rape-allegations#IDComment901950250