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8 years ago @ http://cowbirdsinlove.... - Cowbirds in Love · 0 replies · +1 points

Now this song is stuck in my head... except I only saw the movie once, and it was so long ago I have no memory of the song, so I'm singing it to the tune of Coldplay's "The Speed of Sound," and it's awful and I hold you fully responsible.

8 years ago @ http://cowbirdsinlove.... - Cowbirds in Love · 1 reply · +2 points

Who is your friend at the bottom who can telekinetically levitate moving boxes? And can they help me the next time I move?

8 years ago @ http://cowbirdsinlove.... - Cowbirds in Love · 0 replies · +2 points

I got a fortune cookie that said "Never laugh at anyone's dreams," but this is a very hard rule to follow.

I once had a dream where I was George W Bush and then I got assimilated by the Pokemon. When I tell people this dream, I have no such unrealistic expectations of them.

8 years ago @ http://cowbirdsinlove.... - Cowbirds in Love · 0 replies · +1 points

the folk musician loves nature, and nature abhors a vacuum.

8 years ago @ http://www.lefthandedt... - Pluto Flyby | Left-Han... · 2 replies · +3 points

Wow, a word that can be pronounced either Sharon or Karen! I can't believe there has not been an Abby and Norma comic about this.

10 years ago @ http://www.lefthandedt... - It\'s Time | Left-Hand... · 1 reply · +4 points

I've been an adult since I was born... guess I'm the only person under 60 who was never a gamer... :P

10 years ago @ http://www.lefthandedt... - One Trick | Left-Hande... · 0 replies · +4 points

But he's good at giving terrible advice! He should keep doing it!

10 years ago @ http://www.lefthandedt... - Cyber Monday | Left-Ha... · 1 reply · +7 points

Oh wait-- maybe the people in boxes at the end are the people who run the e-trade website! That would explain the "high-traffic day" comment.

10 years ago @ http://www.lefthandedt... - Cyber Monday | Left-Ha... · 0 replies · +5 points

That is the best explanation so far.

10 years ago @ http://www.lefthandedt... - The Time | Left-Handed... · 0 replies · +3 points

The streaker took off his clothes to be washed! It makes sense now.

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