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14 years ago @ the Urban Dater - Jerking Off Soon at a ... · 1 reply · +1 points

I was a long-time Starbucks barista in the Boston metro area during my younger years, and this guy is at least preferable to a patron whom we used to call "Honey Guy". He would take packets of honey from the condiment bar, sit himself in a chair in the cafe area, whip it out, and masturbate using the honey as his lube.

He was actually the reason why our district issued a strict policy that required all Starbucks locations to keep honey packets behind the counter instead of at the condiment bar.

Boy oh boy, do I miss working in the service industry;)

14 years ago @ the Urban Dater - A Guy's Brutally ... · 1 reply · +1 points

This is absolutely brilliant!

I would now like to request that Zach the Ginger write a summary of Eat, Pray, Love. Please. For the love of all that is still sacred in this world.

15 years ago @ max-logic - Good Looks for Girls · 0 replies · +1 points

I am emotionally retarded... how's that for a man-move? Could I make that sexy? ;)

15 years ago @ max-logic - Throwback Monday - My ... · 1 reply · +1 points

I wholeheartedly agree with your ladder theory, which deserves to be published in an academic journal somewhere. Every last bit of it has proven true in my personal experience. I'll be the first to provide you with empirical data for your upcoming academic publication, if you so desire ;)

15 years ago @ max-logic - the art of the game · 1 reply · +1 points

Amen, Lady Max. A to the MEN! Our lives are there to be lived, not to be put on hold by man-games.

I'm a new reader, and I wish that I could leave a more useful comment, but it's 7am here on this side of the Atlantic, and I'm not a morning person...

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