en-us https://www.intensedebate.com/users/899315 Comments by gurukalehuru http://wonkette.com/576210/tea-party-loon-dave-brat-socrates-would-want-us-to-slash-school-funding-for-poor-kids#IDComment950773733 Socrates? Plato? Morons! Sun, 15 Feb 2015 14:29:21 +0000 http://wonkette.com/576210/tea-party-loon-dave-brat-socrates-would-want-us-to-slash-school-funding-for-poor-kids#IDComment950773733 http://wonkette.com/575962/rand-paul-blames-hillary-clinton-for-rise-of-isis-new-coke-cancellation-of-happy-endings#IDComment950037872 The thing is, back when Barry and Hills (where I found my thrills) were busy steering a middle course on Libya, the wingtards (led by Panamanian strong man Generalissimo Juan McCain) were all jumping up and down and screaming that we should invade immediately Thu, 12 Feb 2015 17:52:37 +0000 http://wonkette.com/575962/rand-paul-blames-hillary-clinton-for-rise-of-isis-new-coke-cancellation-of-happy-endings#IDComment950037872 http://wonkette.com/575572/breaking-george-bush-never-lied-about-wmds-was-gullible-idiot-all-along#IDComment949427500 So, the great question of our time, the question historians will be forced to grapple with, is "Was George W. Bush a) an evil, corrupt, liar and warmonger, b) dumber than a carrot or c) both." I'm sure this question could be answered by a couple of hours in front of an aggressive prosecuting attorney. Tue, 10 Feb 2015 11:56:31 +0000 http://wonkette.com/575572/breaking-george-bush-never-lied-about-wmds-was-gullible-idiot-all-along#IDComment949427500 http://wonkette.com/575511/dumb-obama-needs-mike-huckabee-to-explain-racism-to-him-again#IDComment949249978 Thou shalt not torture dogs. Mon, 9 Feb 2015 19:34:17 +0000 http://wonkette.com/575511/dumb-obama-needs-mike-huckabee-to-explain-racism-to-him-again#IDComment949249978 http://wonkette.com/574961/morning-maddow-the-gop-has-vax-in-mouth-disease#IDComment948188183 I did not say that watching Fox News makes you retarded - just that they are temporally related -- I did not allege causation. Thu, 5 Feb 2015 19:58:50 +0000 http://wonkette.com/574961/morning-maddow-the-gop-has-vax-in-mouth-disease#IDComment948188183 http://wonkette.com/574663/georgia-senate-demands-a-p-history-only-teach-about-shiny-happy-america#IDComment947270781 "the course and resolution of the Great Depression, and the development of and victory in the Cold War" in other words, they don't want to teach anything good about FDR, or anything bad about Reagan. Mon, 2 Feb 2015 18:58:46 +0000 http://wonkette.com/574663/georgia-senate-demands-a-p-history-only-teach-about-shiny-happy-america#IDComment947270781 http://wonkette.com/574669/chris-christiejenny-mccarthy-2016#IDComment947263297 Pink Floyd. We don't need no vaccinations, we don't need disease control, we've got Jesus, for a doctor, HEY! OBAMA! leave those kids alone! Mon, 2 Feb 2015 18:24:32 +0000 http://wonkette.com/574669/chris-christiejenny-mccarthy-2016#IDComment947263297 http://wonkette.com/574212/donald-trump-trump-trump-trump-trump-trump-trump-trump-trump#IDComment945694984 Donald Trump is no Eddie Albert. Wed, 28 Jan 2015 20:04:38 +0000 http://wonkette.com/574212/donald-trump-trump-trump-trump-trump-trump-trump-trump-trump#IDComment945694984 http://wonkette.com/573479/alan-graysons-bigamist-wife-has-leaking-boob-sacs-we-are-done-here#IDComment943959853 How Alan Grayson can continue to uphold his maverick-of-the-left reputation and ride out this scandal: Hook up with somebody who's way younger, smoking hot, and loves talking with journalists. You're welcome. Fri, 23 Jan 2015 06:27:25 +0000 http://wonkette.com/573479/alan-graysons-bigamist-wife-has-leaking-boob-sacs-we-are-done-here#IDComment943959853 http://wonkette.com/572241/mike-huckabee-cant-believe-obamas-allow-girls-to-listen-to-beyonce-who-is-a-prostitute#IDComment941286099 Does Huckleshmuckle have an example of these unwholesome lyrics? Because, as far as the gyratin' on stage part, I like that bit. Wed, 14 Jan 2015 19:36:57 +0000 http://wonkette.com/572241/mike-huckabee-cant-believe-obamas-allow-girls-to-listen-to-beyonce-who-is-a-prostitute#IDComment941286099 http://wonkette.com/572241/mike-huckabee-cant-believe-obamas-allow-girls-to-listen-to-beyonce-who-is-a-prostitute#IDComment941284249 That was Santorum. But, yeah, same thing. Wed, 14 Jan 2015 19:29:45 +0000 http://wonkette.com/572241/mike-huckabee-cant-believe-obamas-allow-girls-to-listen-to-beyonce-who-is-a-prostitute#IDComment941284249 http://wonkette.com/571649/conservatives-continue-rewriting-history-because-they-are-dumb#IDComment940347225 Who is obj? Mon, 12 Jan 2015 08:58:54 +0000 http://wonkette.com/571649/conservatives-continue-rewriting-history-because-they-are-dumb#IDComment940347225 http://wonkette.com/570459/world-net-dailys-funniest-stories-of-2014-hmmm-er-well-okay#IDComment936128001 The second place post only got 18 votes? I am disappointed. It's like not all that many people actually read the WND. Thu, 1 Jan 2015 00:26:52 +0000 http://wonkette.com/570459/world-net-dailys-funniest-stories-of-2014-hmmm-er-well-okay#IDComment936128001 http://wonkette.com/569810/ferguson-prosecutor-sure-i-sent-liars-to-grand-jury-thats-a-problem-now#IDComment931369523 #5 implies #1, so he's got a perfect score. Sat, 20 Dec 2014 21:19:36 +0000 http://wonkette.com/569810/ferguson-prosecutor-sure-i-sent-liars-to-grand-jury-thats-a-problem-now#IDComment931369523 http://wonkette.com/569615/how-is-bill-oreilly-ruining-christmas-this-year#IDComment931277520 Wrong, felafel boy. That's way too long to fit on a T-Shirt. Sat, 20 Dec 2014 16:07:19 +0000 http://wonkette.com/569615/how-is-bill-oreilly-ruining-christmas-this-year#IDComment931277520 http://wonkette.com/569615/how-is-bill-oreilly-ruining-christmas-this-year#IDComment931276088 Yeah! Happy Holidays, motherfuckers!!!! Sat, 20 Dec 2014 16:01:27 +0000 http://wonkette.com/569615/how-is-bill-oreilly-ruining-christmas-this-year#IDComment931276088 http://wonkette.com/569615/how-is-bill-oreilly-ruining-christmas-this-year#IDComment931268234 Of course he's wrong. That's way too long to put on a T-Shirt. Sat, 20 Dec 2014 15:30:24 +0000 http://wonkette.com/569615/how-is-bill-oreilly-ruining-christmas-this-year#IDComment931268234 http://wonkette.com/569532/bill-oreilly-elizabeth-warren-will-seize-the-means-of-production-and-execute-the-kulaks#IDComment930469121 Here's my foolproof left/right compromise proposal r.e. who has to pay what taxes: right wing nut jobs and bible thumpers get to opt out of paying for abortions, and us wacky hippies on the left get to opt out for paying for wars. Thu, 18 Dec 2014 18:41:25 +0000 http://wonkette.com/569532/bill-oreilly-elizabeth-warren-will-seize-the-means-of-production-and-execute-the-kulaks#IDComment930469121 http://wonkette.com/569303/tennessee-expands-medicaid-gets-permission-to-not-call-it-obamacare#IDComment929465140 I think it's a wonderful idea! Next, we can start calling Global Warming 'The Liberal Carbon Menace' and declare a war on it. We can improve education by opening up thousands and thousands of new schools and naming them all 'Rand Elementary' or 'Bachmann High,' or some retarded shit like that. We can solve police-community relations by renaming 'The Police' as 'Bunny Rabbits' and have them stand on street corners in costumes handing out carrots and chocolate eggs to passers-by, because everybody loves bunny rabbits and nobody can even imagine getting shot and killed by one, so I'm sure that will work. Tue, 16 Dec 2014 14:58:20 +0000 http://wonkette.com/569303/tennessee-expands-medicaid-gets-permission-to-not-call-it-obamacare#IDComment929465140 http://wonkette.com/569085/chuck-c-johnson-decries-lack-of-deathbed-apology-from-rose-cochran#IDComment928707661 The bizarre thing is that Thaddeus (animal fucker) Cochran turned out to be the sane and moderate choice. Sun, 14 Dec 2014 18:28:50 +0000 http://wonkette.com/569085/chuck-c-johnson-decries-lack-of-deathbed-apology-from-rose-cochran#IDComment928707661