en-us https://www.intensedebate.com/users/5229041 Comments by editor http://wonkville.net/2015/11/02/football-whose-legs-will-be-sacrificed-to-the-football-gods-tonight/#IDComment1002311741 No we don't. We need snow in the Sierras, My outdoor kitties say no to rain. Tue, 3 Nov 2015 08:27:33 +0000 http://wonkville.net/2015/11/02/football-whose-legs-will-be-sacrificed-to-the-football-gods-tonight/#IDComment1002311741 http://wonkette.com/574129/mike-huckabee-simply-fainting-at-crass-broads-and-their-sweary-filthy-shtmouths#IDComment945490454 "No-no wrong hole" is beautiful. (Not Huckabee's, although admittedly that's pure conjecture--if a safe bet. Just the term. Thanks.) Wed, 28 Jan 2015 05:41:13 +0000 http://wonkette.com/574129/mike-huckabee-simply-fainting-at-crass-broads-and-their-sweary-filthy-shtmouths#IDComment945490454 http://wonkette.com/573934/wingnuts-pretty-sure-it-was-illegals-what-gave-measles-to-all-our-unvaccinated-kids#IDComment945184282 Migrating to this country does require a blood test. Had one myself, in the year 2000. The US wants to make sure you're not bringing pestilence here, in addition to your clear wish to take advantage of the luxurious financial arrangements for ne'er-do-wells that we all know really brought you here. Tue, 27 Jan 2015 06:39:22 +0000 http://wonkette.com/573934/wingnuts-pretty-sure-it-was-illegals-what-gave-measles-to-all-our-unvaccinated-kids#IDComment945184282 http://wonkette.com/571655/peggy-noonan-explains-civilization-to-savage-muslim-hordes#IDComment939686804 The Noonan Chronicles are among my favoritest parts of Wonkette. MAYBE THE FAVORITEST altogether. Sat, 10 Jan 2015 09:09:53 +0000 http://wonkette.com/571655/peggy-noonan-explains-civilization-to-savage-muslim-hordes#IDComment939686804 http://wonkette.com/571687/obama-proposes-free-community-college-will-terrify-wingnuts-with-educated-populace#IDComment939682116 As a college instructor, I am more in favor of this than I am in favor of universal health care. (I was looking for a way to say I am SO VERY MUCH TOTALLY in favor.) On one condition. Can we actually grade students based on their performance, now? So many of my CC colleagues routinely hand out inflated grades because their employment depends on their evaluations. That does not create an educated populace, merely an entitled one. Sat, 10 Jan 2015 08:48:25 +0000 http://wonkette.com/571687/obama-proposes-free-community-college-will-terrify-wingnuts-with-educated-populace#IDComment939682116 http://wonkette.com/571004/meet-your-new-michele-bachmann-same-as-your-old-michele-bachmann#IDComment938432676 Emmer is Dutch for "bucket." (I mention this because there are jokes there, but I'm too tired to make them. I also, as a Dutch immigrant, invariably cringe when I see descendants of Dutch immigrants getting all batshitloony-'mercan with it.) Wed, 7 Jan 2015 04:32:47 +0000 http://wonkette.com/571004/meet-your-new-michele-bachmann-same-as-your-old-michele-bachmann#IDComment938432676 http://wonkette.com/569554/murder-is-illegal-even-in-montana#IDComment930107453 Being burglarized sucks. Last night, an hour after I turned in my final grades and thought I was happily on break until January, I discovered someone broke into my tool shed (yes, I have a tool shed, shut up) and took my tools as well as my bicycle. Having it happen twice in one month must suck worse. The worst I've said so far is that I'd like to cut off a few of the culprit's fingers (my jigsaw, band saw, circular saw and table saw may be gone BUT I STILL HAVE A HACK SAW). That would be okay, right? ETA: I do not have a gun, nor will I have one ever, and "setting a trap" sounds like something that has "creepy predator" written all over it. Thu, 18 Dec 2014 00:30:56 +0000 http://wonkette.com/569554/murder-is-illegal-even-in-montana#IDComment930107453 http://wonkette.com/568995/rick-perry-sure-is-glad-you-dont-have-to-be-smart-to-be-president#IDComment928030092 So it rained. I hosted a final exam at 10 on Thursday, and all my students were there. Californians are weak. (Also, the infrastructure is an embarrassing mess, but really people. It's rain. You see it pretty much every year.) Sat, 13 Dec 2014 01:54:01 +0000 http://wonkette.com/568995/rick-perry-sure-is-glad-you-dont-have-to-be-smart-to-be-president#IDComment928030092 http://wonkette.com/563964/dont-feed-the-gays-after-midnight#IDComment894680583 He is hurting all of my feelings in one dumb campaign ad. Now I has a big sad Wed, 22 Oct 2014 09:40:53 +0000 http://wonkette.com/563964/dont-feed-the-gays-after-midnight#IDComment894680583 http://wonkette.com/562989/jim-inhofe-maybe-ok-with-fighting-ebola-now-maybe#IDComment887563184 I am also worried about these (hopefully fictional) children who confide in this bottom-feeder (?) to allegedly share their fears of Ebola (??). Now that I typed that sentence, I know it's made up. What children have the Ebola-fright? (See, I can make up names, too). Surely only imaginary ones. Sat, 11 Oct 2014 00:45:42 +0000 http://wonkette.com/562989/jim-inhofe-maybe-ok-with-fighting-ebola-now-maybe#IDComment887563184 http://wonkette.com/561600/values-voter-summit-day-one#IDComment882113376 Beth, this reads like a bad acid trip. Are you sure this was all real? Mon, 29 Sep 2014 03:57:22 +0000 http://wonkette.com/561600/values-voter-summit-day-one#IDComment882113376 http://wonkette.com/561727/bill-oreilly-thinks-michelle-obama-is-a-big-dumb-girl#IDComment881696329 Billo is one proud Medieval-American. Sun, 28 Sep 2014 00:38:48 +0000 http://wonkette.com/561727/bill-oreilly-thinks-michelle-obama-is-a-big-dumb-girl#IDComment881696329 http://wonkette.com/561320/kissing-congressmans-wife-totally-cool-with-him-boning-that-lady#IDComment880096875 Damn, Rebecca. Your erotica has reached a new level. Maybe not a higher level. But a new level, for sure. Wed, 24 Sep 2014 00:54:19 +0000 http://wonkette.com/561320/kissing-congressmans-wife-totally-cool-with-him-boning-that-lady#IDComment880096875 http://wonkette.com/560851/wingnuts-fight-for-sacred-right-to-keep-bullying-gays-who-arent-real-anyway#IDComment879068950 Do you think he's a dom or a sub? Sun, 21 Sep 2014 08:19:23 +0000 http://wonkette.com/560851/wingnuts-fight-for-sacred-right-to-keep-bullying-gays-who-arent-real-anyway#IDComment879068950 http://wonkette.com/560851/wingnuts-fight-for-sacred-right-to-keep-bullying-gays-who-arent-real-anyway#IDComment879068705 Around these parts, it's LGBTQQI, to cover both queer and questioning, and also intersexed. It's a thing in motion, as it should be. Sun, 21 Sep 2014 08:18:18 +0000 http://wonkette.com/560851/wingnuts-fight-for-sacred-right-to-keep-bullying-gays-who-arent-real-anyway#IDComment879068705 http://wonkette.com/560953/your-happy-funtimes-palin-brawl-playset-will-keep-your-fingers-warm-on-those-cold-alaska-nights#IDComment879054022 I'll stick my fingers up all the Palins. Sheesh. This is why water and soap were invented. (Were they invented? Who cares?) I am playing Drinky Snow Battle as I type. Looks like Tarp is winning! Sun, 21 Sep 2014 07:17:37 +0000 http://wonkette.com/560953/your-happy-funtimes-palin-brawl-playset-will-keep-your-fingers-warm-on-those-cold-alaska-nights#IDComment879054022 http://wonkette.com/560907/pix-or-gtfo-san-francisco-wonkers-throwing-up-on-their-shoes-probably#IDComment878716312 Stop it, Belle of the Ball. (You know that once you graduate, all of these non-goodniks will be hitting you up for free legal advice, right?) Sat, 20 Sep 2014 08:45:31 +0000 http://wonkette.com/560907/pix-or-gtfo-san-francisco-wonkers-throwing-up-on-their-shoes-probably#IDComment878716312 http://wonkette.com/560907/pix-or-gtfo-san-francisco-wonkers-throwing-up-on-their-shoes-probably#IDComment878715525 I have some stickers. I could be persuaded to part with one, or two. Sat, 20 Sep 2014 08:42:49 +0000 http://wonkette.com/560907/pix-or-gtfo-san-francisco-wonkers-throwing-up-on-their-shoes-probably#IDComment878715525 http://wonkette.com/560907/pix-or-gtfo-san-francisco-wonkers-throwing-up-on-their-shoes-probably#IDComment878688372 Many of us were wearing dresses. Sat, 20 Sep 2014 06:53:59 +0000 http://wonkette.com/560907/pix-or-gtfo-san-francisco-wonkers-throwing-up-on-their-shoes-probably#IDComment878688372 http://wonkette.com/560907/pix-or-gtfo-san-francisco-wonkers-throwing-up-on-their-shoes-probably#IDComment878688220 We accept them, one of us. Sat, 20 Sep 2014 06:53:18 +0000 http://wonkette.com/560907/pix-or-gtfo-san-francisco-wonkers-throwing-up-on-their-shoes-probably#IDComment878688220