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9 years ago @ Cookistry - Chicken-Fried Chicken · 0 replies · +1 points

Mmmm ... gravy ... :)

10 years ago @ Wonkette - SC Republican Just Wan... · 0 replies · +1 points

The relevant section:

"SECTION 2. Person denying existence of Supreme Being not to hold office.

No person who denies the existence of the Supreme Being shall hold any office under this Constitution. (1972 (57) 3181; 1973 (58) 83.)"

Conveniently, this section could be used to answer the questions about conflicting state/federal law and the 10th amendment.

10 years ago @ Wonkette - The Fartknocker Report... · 0 replies · +2 points

She has to. Otherwise she would have to get a real job, and it's doubtful she could get one that would pay enough to cover her (and Brisket's) plastic surgery. Those b(o)(o)bs won't stay perky on their own, you know!

10 years ago @ Wonkette - The Snake Oil Bulletin... · 1 reply · +5 points

Thank you. I was distressed at the leech slander. Glad you corrected the record.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - National Guard Should ... · 0 replies · +1 points

Presumably the fire chief was fired because hate speech against your own employees is a terminable activity. It is not at all the same as what the church guy is threatening.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Michigan RNC Guy Posti... · 0 replies · +1 points

Interesting. I thought it was pronounced "Schuette balls."

11 years ago @ Wonkette - The Sarah Palin Fartkn... · 0 replies · +7 points

Many times I would get out of the boat but not today. I just finished a very nice breakfast of french toast with maple syrup, plain yogurt (try it, kids - it's the BEST), with a side of bacon, and I would like to keep it in my stomach, where it belongs.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Need Brownies? Try The... · 1 reply · +3 points

My nana's recipe:

4 squares of unsweetened chocolate melted with 1 stick of butter, set aside
4 eggs beaten with 2 cups of sugar
1 or 2 teaspoons of vanilla (Trader Joe's is excellent, containing no sweetener) and choc-butter get mixed into egg-sugar, then
1 cup of flour mixed in, then
2 cups ("a shit ton") chopped walnuts (you could use 1/2 shit ton but what's the point?)

Pour into a wax paper (who needs fancy ass parchment paper?) lined 9x12 pan. Bake in a 350 oven for 30 minutes, or until inserted toothpick comes out just clean, not pristine. Do not overcook.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Need Brownies? Try The... · 0 replies · +10 points

I would not reduce the cocoa. Three tablespoons of cocoa + 1 tablespoon of butter = 1 ounce (square) of unsweetened chocolate. My brownie recipe uses 4 squares of chocolate and a stick of butter. The proportion of cocoa/butter in Mojopo's recipe is the same as mine. Reducing the cocoa would make very greasy brownies, I would think. But maybe it would be soaked up by the extra 3/4 cup of sugar.

But you forgot the shit ton of chopped walnuts, so these are not real brownies.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - We Found You That Doub... · 0 replies · +23 points

I am so glad I do not live in Ohio. I read the transcript, then decided to get my feet wet, as the kids say, assuming the video had been yanked, as promised, but it wasn't (The Plain Dealer is apparently trying to kill me). Listening to Kasich for 15 seconds made me want to slit my own throat. If Kasich is one of America's leading lights, we should just surrender to ISIL now.

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