en-us https://www.intensedebate.com/users/4335770 Comments by dookie791 http://hijinksensue.com/comic/location-location-location/#IDComment361781443 Hey! Roswell isn't so freakin' weird! It's just filled with greedy money-grabbing people and crazy people. Oh, and there's a bootcamp. Not much else is there. Thu, 17 May 2012 00:16:18 +0000 http://hijinksensue.com/comic/location-location-location/#IDComment361781443 http://hijinksensue.com/comic/location-location-location/#IDComment361700206 Well, T-rex's arms are too short. They tear yours off and beat you with 'em. Wed, 16 May 2012 20:56:59 +0000 http://hijinksensue.com/comic/location-location-location/#IDComment361700206 http://hijinksensue.com/comic/location-location-location/#IDComment361538052 Welcome to Atlantis, home of the largest unsinkable floating island in the world! Wed, 16 May 2012 15:07:37 +0000 http://hijinksensue.com/comic/location-location-location/#IDComment361538052 http://hijinksensue.com/comic/location-location-location/#IDComment361537307 AHHHHH!!!! HE'S USING MY ARM AS A BAT!!!!!!! HELP.........*THONK* Wed, 16 May 2012 15:05:55 +0000 http://hijinksensue.com/comic/location-location-location/#IDComment361537307 http://hijinksensue.com/comic/i-will-avenger-you-will-you-avenger-me/#IDComment361282446 Awesome. Xkcd has the best ideas. A flow chart drive in! Do you want fries? Yes/no...you know, a drive through that from the sky looks like a big flow chart! Go one way for fries, one way for extra mustard, and another way to get a milkshake! Wed, 16 May 2012 04:22:58 +0000 http://hijinksensue.com/comic/i-will-avenger-you-will-you-avenger-me/#IDComment361282446 http://hijinksensue.com/comic/i-will-avenger-you-will-you-avenger-me/#IDComment361220193 I keep throwing my money at the screen, but nothing is happening! Wed, 16 May 2012 01:46:24 +0000 http://hijinksensue.com/comic/i-will-avenger-you-will-you-avenger-me/#IDComment361220193 http://hijinksensue.com/comic/i-will-avenger-you-will-you-avenger-me/#IDComment361219743 Joel, you've caused an epidemic. Wed, 16 May 2012 01:45:25 +0000 http://hijinksensue.com/comic/i-will-avenger-you-will-you-avenger-me/#IDComment361219743 http://hijinksensue.com/comic/i-will-avenger-you-will-you-avenger-me/#IDComment361013927 A good movie-based restaurant... A Friday The Thirteenth themed diner! You eat stale tack and drink musty water while the lights flicker on and off. Then, if you survive the dinner, it's free! And, you get the severed head of the guy sitting next to you with a recipe for soup! Made from his brain! Tue, 15 May 2012 20:07:05 +0000 http://hijinksensue.com/comic/i-will-avenger-you-will-you-avenger-me/#IDComment361013927 http://hijinksensue.com/comic/you-dont-have-to-go-home-but-you-cant-stay-here/#IDComment358963294 Monty python and the holy grail. Best movie in existence. Shortly after, I bought a broadsword, a herring, a shrubbery, and a holy hand grenade. Course, this was when I saw it in the 90's. I didn't get to see the release in theaters. Oh, and chopping off my limbs will trigger me to say: " 'Tis but a scratch! Have at you!" Sat, 12 May 2012 03:51:57 +0000 http://hijinksensue.com/comic/you-dont-have-to-go-home-but-you-cant-stay-here/#IDComment358963294 http://hijinksensue.com/comic/waiving-a-new-banner/#IDComment358071912 Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Now, I no longer hate communists, instead, I laugh at them like clowns! "Help, help! I'm being oppressed!" "Bloody Peasant!" "Oh, oh, did you hear that? Dead giveaway. You saw me being oppressed, didn't you?" Thu, 10 May 2012 21:16:02 +0000 http://hijinksensue.com/comic/waiving-a-new-banner/#IDComment358071912 http://hijinksensue.com/comic/waiving-a-new-banner/#IDComment358070584 Great Idea. DO IT. Thu, 10 May 2012 21:13:15 +0000 http://hijinksensue.com/comic/waiving-a-new-banner/#IDComment358070584 http://hijinksensue.com/comic/the-big-chill/#IDComment357456205 I have never had a bad movie experience. Honest to the Lord Narwhal himself, All the movies I have ever been there has never been anything annoying, except the movie. There is literally a sign that says: "Cellphones and mouths off or GTFO" at the entrance. That might be the reason, or maybe because everyone here isn't completely retarded. No, the only time I have ever had experienced the crying baby or the answering cellphone guy is when I am f***ing performing at the Turonto-Chrisman theater here. It's not so bad when you're into the music and focusing on the conductor, but when you do notice it, It is just BLINDING RAGE. I just want to chuck my Cello at 'em, but I feel that it's worth more than their lives. Also, blood stains are hard to clean. Concerning the RSS, I don't use it, I just have an apple script that opens all of my web comics in multiple tabs. So it wouldn't affect me at all, unless you suddenly decide to change the web address to your site. But it would only take me 30s to fix it. Wed, 9 May 2012 23:01:00 +0000 http://hijinksensue.com/comic/the-big-chill/#IDComment357456205 http://hijinksensue.com/comic/the-big-chill/#IDComment357451403 Sounds like a good time to me. Wed, 9 May 2012 22:50:59 +0000 http://hijinksensue.com/comic/the-big-chill/#IDComment357451403 http://hijinksensue.com/comic/the-big-chill/#IDComment357450470 I think that's a disease. Called weed addiction. Wed, 9 May 2012 22:48:45 +0000 http://hijinksensue.com/comic/the-big-chill/#IDComment357450470 http://hijinksensue.com/comic/the-big-chill/#IDComment357448413 I discovered a line in time. If you were born 10-20 years before a computer became available to you(80's/90's) then you're probably not gonna raise your kids correctly. If you were born before the 80's, then you're probably going to raise your kids like your parents raised you. Basically, If you were old enough to grow up with computers, you'll spoil your kids with them. Before the 80's, computers really didn't affect you as much as the later. But like all rules, there is always an exception. Wed, 9 May 2012 22:44:15 +0000 http://hijinksensue.com/comic/the-big-chill/#IDComment357448413 http://hijinksensue.com/comic/the-big-chill/#IDComment357446149 I run an applescript to do that. Wed, 9 May 2012 22:39:28 +0000 http://hijinksensue.com/comic/the-big-chill/#IDComment357446149 http://hijinksensue.com/comic/the-big-chill/#IDComment357444427 None. Napalm burns true. Wed, 9 May 2012 22:35:54 +0000 http://hijinksensue.com/comic/the-big-chill/#IDComment357444427 http://hijinksensue.com/comic/the-big-chill/#IDComment357444114 See, I avoid those types of situations. I have a short temper, but it peaks from time to time. But I keep this phrase in mind: "You don't want to be the guy that drops the soap, do you? DO YOU?" And I envision Mr.T saying it. Then just back off. Wed, 9 May 2012 22:35:11 +0000 http://hijinksensue.com/comic/the-big-chill/#IDComment357444114 http://hijinksensue.com/comic/the-big-chill/#IDComment357439781 Heh... I still do that. But not at movies, nooooo sir, I go to the skatepark and do that. Hehheheheheheh. Course, I wasn't a teen in the 90's Wed, 9 May 2012 22:25:42 +0000 http://hijinksensue.com/comic/the-big-chill/#IDComment357439781 http://hijinksensue.com/comic/the-big-chill/#IDComment357439016 I believe snapping and killing her would have been justifiable homicide. Just make sure you don't mutilate the body too much, or they might ask more questions. Wed, 9 May 2012 22:24:05 +0000 http://hijinksensue.com/comic/the-big-chill/#IDComment357439016