dookie791

dookie791

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429 weeks ago @ HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek... - Location, Location, Lo... · 2 replies · +1 points

Hey! Roswell isn't so freakin' weird! It's just filled with greedy money-grabbing people and crazy people. Oh, and there's a bootcamp. Not much else is there.

429 weeks ago @ HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek... - Location, Location, Lo... · 0 replies · +4 points

Well, T-rex's arms are too short. They tear yours off and beat you with 'em.

429 weeks ago @ HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek... - Location, Location, Lo... · 0 replies · +3 points

Welcome to Atlantis, home of the largest unsinkable floating island in the world!

429 weeks ago @ HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek... - Location, Location, Lo... · 2 replies · +1 points

AHHHHH!!!! HE'S USING MY ARM AS A BAT!!!!!!! HELP.........*THONK*

429 weeks ago @ HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek... - I Will Avenger You. Wi... · 2 replies · +3 points

Awesome. Xkcd has the best ideas. A flow chart drive in! Do you want fries? Yes/no...you know, a drive through that from the sky looks like a big flow chart! Go one way for fries, one way for extra mustard, and another way to get a milkshake!

429 weeks ago @ HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek... - I Will Avenger You. Wi... · 2 replies · +3 points

I keep throwing my money at the screen, but nothing is happening!

429 weeks ago @ HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek... - I Will Avenger You. Wi... · 0 replies · +1 points

Joel, you've caused an epidemic.

429 weeks ago @ HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek... - I Will Avenger You. Wi... · 0 replies · +1 points

A good movie-based restaurant... A Friday The Thirteenth themed diner! You eat stale tack and drink musty water while the lights flicker on and off. Then, if you survive the dinner, it's free! And, you get the severed head of the guy sitting next to you with a recipe for soup! Made from his brain!

429 weeks ago @ HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek... - You Don't Have To Go H... · 0 replies · +3 points

Monty python and the holy grail. Best movie in existence. Shortly after, I bought a broadsword, a herring, a shrubbery, and a holy hand grenade. Course, this was when I saw it in the 90's. I didn't get to see the release in theaters. Oh, and chopping off my limbs will trigger me to say: " 'Tis but a scratch! Have at you!"

430 weeks ago @ HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek... - Waiving A New Banner · 0 replies · +2 points

Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Now, I no longer hate communists, instead, I laugh at them like clowns! "Help, help! I'm being oppressed!" "Bloody Peasant!" "Oh, oh, did you hear that? Dead giveaway. You saw me being oppressed, didn't you?"