Hey! Roswell isn't so freakin' weird! It's just filled with greedy money-grabbing people and crazy people. Oh, and there's a bootcamp. Not much else is there.
Well, T-rex's arms are too short. They tear yours off and beat you with 'em.
Welcome to Atlantis, home of the largest unsinkable floating island in the world!
AHHHHH!!!! HE'S USING MY ARM AS A BAT!!!!!!! HELP.........*THONK*
Awesome. Xkcd has the best ideas. A flow chart drive in! Do you want fries? Yes/no...you know, a drive through that from the sky looks like a big flow chart! Go one way for fries, one way for extra mustard, and another way to get a milkshake!
I keep throwing my money at the screen, but nothing is happening!
Joel, you've caused an epidemic.
A good movie-based restaurant... A Friday The Thirteenth themed diner! You eat stale tack and drink musty water while the lights flicker on and off. Then, if you survive the dinner, it's free! And, you get the severed head of the guy sitting next to you with a recipe for soup! Made from his brain!
Monty python and the holy grail. Best movie in existence. Shortly after, I bought a broadsword, a herring, a shrubbery, and a holy hand grenade. Course, this was when I saw it in the 90's. I didn't get to see the release in theaters. Oh, and chopping off my limbs will trigger me to say: " 'Tis but a scratch! Have at you!"
Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Now, I no longer hate communists, instead, I laugh at them like clowns! "Help, help! I'm being oppressed!" "Bloody Peasant!" "Oh, oh, did you hear that? Dead giveaway. You saw me being oppressed, didn't you?"