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11 years ago @ Wonkette - This Old Man By The Ri... · 2 replies · +21 points

There is only one punishment for being a false prophet and one test.

3rd eagle....where did my wife leave her car keys?

Gentlemen...stones at the ready if you please.....

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Ann Romney's Metamorph... · 1 reply · +12 points

You're just jealous the Mittbot has an impact socket on his peen extension.
Don't ask where she puts the pneumatic hose.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Dick Cheney To Shoot A... · 0 replies · +18 points

But the wingnuts still love old Dick,
Not according to rentboy.com....

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Is Florida's Pretty Lt... · 0 replies · +6 points

Pix or GTFO

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Is Florida's Pretty Lt... · 0 replies · +11 points

with a little baby oil

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Very Self-Aware Grandm... · 0 replies · +2 points

http://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/michael-ge...

Romney outed as a member of the French Fascist Party during his mission in France for the LDS church.,
Over 90 people have testified to witnessing his oath to global fascism, an yet the MSM stays silent!

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Michigan Lawmaker Simp... · 0 replies · +15 points

We got Vaginas with a capital "V,"
And that rhymes with "P" and that stands for pootang!
And all week long your Traverse City
Youth'll be frittern away,
I say your young men'll be frittern!
Frittern away their noontime, suppertime, choretime too!
Get the cock in the pocket,
Never mind gittin' Dandelions pulled
Or the screen door patched or the beefsteak pounded.
(Well, there'll likely be some beefsteak pounded)
Never mind pumpin' any water
'Til your parents are caught with the Cistern empty
On a Saturday night and that's trouble,
Oh, yes we got lots and lots a' trouble.
I'm thinkin' of the kids in the knickerbockers,
Shirt-tail young ones, peekin' at the pootang
Outhouse window after school, look, folks!
Right here in Traverse City.
Trouble with a capital "T"
And that rhymes with "P" and that stands for pootang!

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Anger Bear Obama Body ... · 0 replies · +10 points

So the guy who authored the Bush tax cuts in 2003 and bank de-regulation in 2006 thinks Hopey aint doin' it right?
Good thing there is no Inside Job interview where he all but admits his economic theories a dictated by self interest.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Michigan Just Cannot G... · 0 replies · +9 points

If you ladies were brighter you'd all be busy making us sammiches, at which point our mouths would be full and we would be constitutionally unable to enunciate further nin-com-poopery. Or could feed us some muffin, rendering us equally incapable of coherent speech.
The choice is yours.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Michigan Just Cannot G... · 2 replies · +15 points

In my day, we referred to lady bits by their God given euphemisms.
The bearded clam, cooter and for the gentlefolk and church-goers, the Muffin.
And we wore onions on our belts because that was the style.
Dagnab these whipersnappers! Dagnab them, indeed!

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