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Wonkette : Mitt Romney Will Use Constant Mockery To Win America's Hearts

Fri, 18 May 2012 23:17:27 +0000

Seamus ate them and pooped 'em down the side of the Mittwagon.

Wonkette : Mitt Romney Will Use Constant Mockery To Win America's Hearts

Fri, 18 May 2012 22:54:06 +0000

Romney 2012: Let's Cut America's Faggy Hair Together

Wonkette : Mitt Romney Will Use Constant Mockery To Win America's Hearts

Fri, 18 May 2012 22:38:06 +0000

What a cheap sonuvabitch. There's probably $150,000 between the seat cushions at Mitt's house(s).

Wonkette : We’re All Getting Rich On Mitt Romney’s First Day, Video Says

Fri, 18 May 2012 22:26:38 +0000

"Abortions for all." "Boooooooo!" "Very well, no abortions for anyone." "Boooooooooo!"" Hmm... Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others." "Yaaaay!" Sad how accurate this is.

Wonkette : Army Of Minority Babies Prepares Crushing Assault On All Whites

Fri, 18 May 2012 05:05:29 +0000

Noted Canadian conservative "traitor" David "Axis of Evil" Frum gets it:

"In the years between the Civil War and the Great Depression, we also saw increasing concentrations of great wealth—at the same time as many working Americans, moving from farm to city, suffered the pain of moral dislocation and social breakdown. Crime, prostitution, and drunkenness ran then at least as rampant as the analogous ills run today. And in those days too, there existed writers and thinkers who insisted that these trends represented the necessary consequences of ineluctable social consequences. Murray's claim that the "reality that has driven the formation of the new upper class [is that] brains have become much more valuable in the marketplace" has its almost exactly precise analogues in the writings of Social Darwinists like William Graham Sumner. There was however at least one hugely important difference between those days and our own. Back then, the lower class, rather than sink meekly into its immiseration, periodically erupted in violent strikes and riots. American labor relations in the period from 1880 through 1920 were the most violent on earth. In 1901, an anarchist murdered President McKinley; in 1919-20, a bloody wave of bombings culminated in an explosion on Wall Street that killed that killed 38 people and wounded 400 more."

Wonkette : Obama Just Cold Trolling Conservatives With Obama-Centric Reagan Bio

Fri, 18 May 2012 00:24:00 +0000

'Cue' here means 'beat with a sack full of cue balls.' I think. This probably violates Wonkerules.

Wonkette : Pro-Life Ladies Compare Obama's America To Totalitarian State (VIDEO)

Thu, 17 May 2012 20:42:48 +0000

Rebecca also totally has a straight boyfriend who is willing to ~~do teh buttsexxx cuz it dunna count~~ wait until marriage. You don't know him. He lives in Canada, but he's definitely real.

Wonkette : Army Of Minority Babies Prepares Crushing Assault On All Whites

Thu, 17 May 2012 20:39:44 +0000

"The NY Times ~~liberals~~ seek to destroy the American family of the 1950s, as symbolized by Ozzie and Harriet. The TV characters were ~~happy~~ pill-popping alchoholics, ~~self-sufficient~~ on the GI bill, ~~autonomous~~ beneficiaries of a 90% top marginal tax-rate, ~~law-abiding~~ racists, ~~honorable~~ dirty sluts, ~~patriotic~~ paranoid anti-communists, ~~hard-working~~ unionized, and otherwise ~~embodied qualities~~ lived in a social democracy ~~that~~ which made America ~~great~~ a nice enough place to live if you were white. In other words, the show ~~promoted values that NY Times liberals despise~~ revealed a world that conservatives have systematically destroyed in the past 50 years." FIXED

Wonkette : TED People Nix Income Inequality Chat In Favor Of More Prissy Totebagging Social Media Efficiency Cr

Thu, 17 May 2012 17:58:45 +0000

TED is the sound of the internet masturbating itself.

Wonkette : Men's Rights Group Happily Endorses Crappy House GOP Version of VAWA

Thu, 17 May 2012 02:13:20 +0000

Sorry - Ace o' Spades' post is one of the greatest in the annals of Wingnuttia.

Wonkette : Men's Rights Group Happily Endorses Crappy House GOP Version of VAWA

Wed, 16 May 2012 22:43:32 +0000

Playdoh n' Bacon Americans must stop oppressing Penis-Americans with their silly demands like getting equal pay, not getting raped, and not being beaten to death for flapping their moufs.

Wonkette : Men's Rights Group Happily Endorses Crappy House GOP Version of VAWA

Wed, 16 May 2012 22:34:51 +0000

Doncha know there's a "Castration" merit badge?

Wonkette : Men's Rights Group Happily Endorses Crappy House GOP Version of VAWA

Wed, 16 May 2012 22:23:31 +0000

Pussy.

Wonkette : Men's Rights Group Happily Endorses Crappy House GOP Version of VAWA

Wed, 16 May 2012 22:23:07 +0000

We must cut subsidies to non-productive Baby Farmers.

Wonkette : Arizona Governor Jan Brewer Owns Your Vag But Penises Must Run Free

Wed, 16 May 2012 21:46:46 +0000

Has Breitbrats.com connected this to Andy's "murder" yet?

Wonkette : Mike Huckabee Declares War On Obama's 'Morally Repugnant Political Whores'

Wed, 16 May 2012 20:49:29 +0000

“morally repugnant political whores" Ew. Sounds like pillow-talk between Ann Coulter and Tucker Carlson. ..... guess which one's the bottom.....

Wonkette : Empress of Outer Space Orly Taitz Has New Senate Campaign Ad (VIDEO)

Wed, 16 May 2012 20:46:58 +0000

"Now where will I get my Nebraska entertainment from? That smug, beady-eyed bastard was my last hope." You'll just have to listen to Conor Oberst like the rest of us hipster pussies.

Wonkette : Empress of Outer Space Orly Taitz Has New Senate Campaign Ad (VIDEO)

Tue, 15 May 2012 22:59:05 +0000

Quaaluded-it in.

Wonkette : Empress of Outer Space Orly Taitz Has New Senate Campaign Ad (VIDEO)

Tue, 15 May 2012 22:56:51 +0000

Mr. Peabody installed an interdimensional vortex that one time they almost caught Moose and Squirrel.... I think I'm confusing my cartoon characters...

Wonkette : Empress of Outer Space Orly Taitz Has New Senate Campaign Ad (VIDEO)

Tue, 15 May 2012 22:51:53 +0000

Get this woman an NEA grant stat! She's truly one of our great contemporary performance artists.