Mine's a Porsche 918 - http://www.porsche.com/usa/models/918/918-spyder/

Yes, it's a hybrid.

You write, "What we know from the contemporaneous non-Christian records is that someone named Jesus probably lived around the time of the biblical Jesus, that he was crucified, and that some of his contemporaries may have considered him to be a messiah of sorts. ".

Really? One out of three, at best: Jesus (and derivatives) was a pretty common name. There's no contemporary non-Christian source to provide warrant for your second and third points.