carriemesrobian

carriemesrobian

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9 years ago @ The Toast - Let's Talk About The B... · 0 replies · +10 points

That dude is always posing as Joan Didion.

"People did drugs. Then put on sunglasses. Then didn't say anything. Then someone ran over a dog. Or maybe it was a little kid. Oh well. Let's go back to our expensive homes and not talk about anything so people who somehow project something profound onto all this wordless idiocy."

9 years ago @ The Toast - Let's Talk About The B... · 2 replies · +30 points

There needs to be a Toast article about Books Dudes Like.

Robbins, Irving, Eggers, Vonnegut, David Foster Wallace.

I feel like every person I meet who says they loved Slaughterhouse Five hasn't read anything since there. And is usually a dude.

9 years ago @ The Toast - Let's Talk About The B... · 0 replies · +11 points

Hemingway makes me die of The Bores.

9 years ago @ The Toast - Let's Talk About The B... · 0 replies · +20 points

I also hate the guts of Jane Eyre. She's an insufferable prig; Rochester's a bastardy dickface. When the relig dude starts to look appealing, you know you've made a wrong turn w/ yer characters.

9 years ago @ http://stevebrezenoff.... - BEA wrap-up! · 1 reply · +3 points

DYING OF JEALOUSY. Next time you do BEA, I am hiding in yr suitcase. Srsly. I will hold Etta and take Sam to do things, too. I won't be totally useless.

10 years ago @ http://stevebrezenoff.... - \"Gorecki\" by Lamb, 1997 · 0 replies · +3 points

I fucking LOVE this song. Perfect song to run to.