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The Paper Mama : Well... I think it\'s time.

Tue, 13 Sep 2011 03:04:06 +0000

Here's the blogroll you need! Just scroll down, LOTS of surrogacy goodness out there for you~! http://www.stirrup-queens.com/a-whole-lot-of-blog... My recent post Trying something NEW….

Toy With Me : The Diner Down Under

Sun, 22 May 2011 23:33:58 +0000

I need one of those "like" buttons for this, I've done the thumbs up but that just doesn't seem adequate..

Toy With Me : "Paulina" Vibrator Giveway!

Thu, 12 May 2011 18:11:56 +0000

I have a few FunFactory toys... and we like them because they WORK!

Toy With Me : "Paulina" Vibrator Giveway!

Thu, 12 May 2011 18:11:24 +0000

I friend requested Babeland Toys!

Toy With Me : "Paulina" Vibrator Giveway!

Thu, 12 May 2011 18:10:51 +0000

I follow you on Facebook!

Toy With Me : 3 Mistakes Women Make in the Bedroom!

Wed, 11 May 2011 17:02:08 +0000

Subject to interpretation! #1, anyway... I'm the BOSS around our home.. I just have a naturally dominant personality and he, for the most part, doesn't care one way or another about the bulk of our home life decisions ( and that is why things work out so well for us.. balance).. and I know a LOT of women who have the same relationship with their husbands. Keep in mind how your out of bedroom relationship plays out, because a man who isn't necessarily in charge of the runnings of the daily grind ( and that's not a bad or negative thing) finds nothing hotter than being the one IN CHARGE in the bedroom.

Toy With Me : Ring of Desire

Thu, 28 Apr 2011 02:53:23 +0000

Yah... I could never get one to work. I'm whatever percentage *that* may be. Vibe anything only work for me if there is a constant clitoral presence... and the come and go of a vibrating bullet on a c-ring just never gets me there. Also, if anyone comes near me and claims to be one of the magical 3% they better do so with good running shoes on, because a woman that lucky has earned a chase down beating ;-)

Toy With Me : When Stupid People Try To Have Sex

Fri, 14 Jan 2011 04:19:57 +0000

:like:

Toy With Me : When Stupid People Try To Have Sex

Fri, 14 Jan 2011 04:19:30 +0000

by sex shop I mean a toy boutique. Not a shop that sells sex. Gah.

Toy With Me : When Stupid People Try To Have Sex

Fri, 14 Jan 2011 04:18:52 +0000

Common for condoms to fall off when they're put on backwards ( ie- lube side in). Spent several years working in a sex shop and I swear, I've heard them all! But the disappearing condom is a regular star of the show. No reason for any of the gals to feel embarrassed at all, it's the dumb arse GUY who put the dang thing on backwards! ( same, although not a week. and it was our first time. Married him 5 years later, so obviously we out grew the awkwardness! )

Toy With Me : When It Comes To Sex. Just Do It.

Fri, 7 Jan 2011 23:09:31 +0000

Super easy to write a blog post about. But try two high strung kids, two dogs, a cat, a billion loads of laundry, a sink full of dishes twice a day, yadda yadda yadda... Some times, at the end of the day, I just want to do what *I* want to do. Some times that's reading, with no one demanding anything from me, till my eyes droop shut. Some times it's taking a long bath... with no one demanding anything from me.. till me eyes droop shut. Some times it's.......... SLEEPING! With no one demanding anything from me! To some, it seems, that makes me frigid. To me, that makes me sane. When your entire day is full of someone demanding attention/affection/reassurance/care from you, from the second you wake up till the second your head hits the pillow, it can be damn difficult to dredge up the energy/desire for yet another demand on your affections/time/energy. We don't hit the 3 times a week average listed. I aim for quality, not quantity. But that does NOT mean that our sex life is somehow less awesome then someone with rabbit tendencies. I kind of hate that a womans value, when in a relationship, is so often pared down to the number of times she puts out for her husband. I kind of hate that many husbands read things like this and think less of their wives because they don't hit the national average. ( not mine. thank all that is holy that I've got a magically delicious and empathetic husband in this area)

Toy With Me : The Dreaded Public Restroom

Thu, 2 Dec 2010 19:14:36 +0000

Hand dryers are bad, and here's why: that big cloud of poo air that you just created by flushing? It's always in the air. When you use a hand dryer, you're taking poo air and blowing it all over your freshly sanitized hands. Now you have poo hands. Your welcome. Use the paper towels. Also, sit. Don't hover. It's a "do unto others" kind of thing. If we ALL sit, there will be no splashes of shame on the toilet seat and therefore those toilet seats may well be the cleanest thing in the room. No one has funk on their THIGHS. STD's etc. are all a vulva/vagina thing. WHO is putting their vulva on the toilet seat??!! No one. Your thigh might as well be your forearm. Sit down. Teach your daughters to sit down. Generations from now, your comfortably sitting progeny will thank you for the now sanitary seats they are enjoying. ( and in the mean time, just wipe the seat with a clorox wipe that you keep in a baggie in your purse. )

Single Dad Laughing : Pumpkin Bread

Wed, 1 Dec 2010 05:43:53 +0000

Cooking kills all the ick, you're safe to chomp away, dad!